Vaginarise 

The solution to dry skin and blue waffles....

To also smear yourself or others all over the place...

Vaginarise!

Vaginarise by Real Barry Manilow July 15, 2010

stretchage vaginalism 

when a pussy is so stretched out from usage it even has stretch on the labia, and just hangs loose like liver

man i fucked that chick and she had stretchage vaginalism, my cock felt so fucking alone in her cunt.

hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!

stretchage vaginalism by smoother than silk August 24, 2009

Vaginatribe 

A play off of the word "diatribe", a vaginatribe is an impassioned rant delivered by a male in regards to his 1) lack of sex, 2) lack of girlfriend or 3) lack of contact with any females whatsoever. Usually delivered in a whiny way implicating comparisons to a "little bitch", which thus provides dual meaning to the word "vaginatribe".

I just don't understand why I have to spend every night alone listening to my old Dashboard Confessional CD's. How many times will I have to look up at the stars and wonder if she is looking at the same star I am? I just want to be next to her, but she doesn't even see me. I wish I could smell her hair once more before I go to bed.

Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?

Vaginatribe by DJ DEUCE GROAN February 16, 2010

Vaginercise 

To excercise the vaginal muscles, much like Kegal excercises, in order to de-loosify the yeast pouch.

After two months of grueling Vaginercises, Kelli's pussy was as tight as a butthole.

Vaginercise by Dan Jewell March 24, 2005

Vaginacide

When a girl has her period, it is her vagina trying to kill itself for failing at its only task of creating a child. A vagina- suicide

Person 1: oh man my cramps are terrible today
Person 2: are you having a vaginacide today?
Person 1: yeah, I am

Vaginacide by Craycray_qirl November 18, 2015

vaginatized 

Synonym for pussy-whipped. Analogous to dickmatized.

He should drop her, but she has him completely vaginatized.

vaginatized by Mulder March 8, 2008

vaginalist 

someone who makes a living off of vagina's

Porn stars are all vaginalist's

vaginalist by Brett roberts 13 March 29, 2009