by Dan Jewell October 05, 2003
After Michel reached into Dan's pants, Dan looked Michel dead in the eye and said, "Yo, wash your hands first, I didn't think you were going to clam the johnny."
by Dan Jewell March 31, 2005
The act of in which you are a Colonel of something, that may or may not be involved with the BullMoose Club, and you receive your PhD after the fact.Can also be spelled: Col. Doctor, Col. Dr., Colonel Dr., Kernel Dr., Kernel Doctor, Cornhole Dr.
by Dan Jewell March 15, 2005
The act of sticking a digit into your female partners anus, while engaging in intercourse, in order to gauge that womans boundries or limitations concerning further action, up the old dirt road.
Clint: "Yo Dan, why you got a black eye man?"
Dan: "Yo, Michel socked me in the eye-face after I gave her a Rectal Thremometer. I guess I won't find out how pink her sock is."
Clint: "Awe fo' real doh?"
Dan: "Naw, billdo."
Dan: "Yo, Michel socked me in the eye-face after I gave her a Rectal Thremometer. I guess I won't find out how pink her sock is."
Clint: "Awe fo' real doh?"
Dan: "Naw, billdo."
by Dan Jewell February 24, 2005
To hump a fat chick, out of desperation, fun or just straight being lupid.
Usually preceded by "riding a..."
Usually preceded by "riding a..."
My stupid friend Jim, always talks about two things, riding mopeds and playing with his elbia, which usually will impress a fat chick into the sex.
by Dan Jewell March 17, 2005
by Dan Jewell October 25, 2003
A virtual farm on the internet. E-Corn, E-Squash, E-Cabbage, E-Lettuce, E-Corn, and E-Tomatoes are readily produced here.
Tired of frequenting the local grocery store, Dan Scianna decided the time was right to make the big switch to E-Farms, where he could purchase E-Corn, E-Squash, E-Cabbage, E-Lettuce, E-Corn, and E-Tomatoes.
by Dan Jewell March 20, 2005