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Vaginagun

Is the use of or the threat of a vagina being used as a weapon, or to sway an argument toward the woman.
I told my wife that I did not want to go to the theater, but then she used her vaginagun on me and we saw Les Miserables...twice.
by Ron Buddie III September 8, 2013
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vaginagram

Wonda Wonderpig sent a vaginagram to Ben Dover!
by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2017
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Vaginacinity

The anatomical area outside of the vagina, including the external genitalia and bilateral vagpits. More simply, the vaginal vacinity.
Example 1:
Gynecologist, on physical examination - "I am really seeing a lot of swelling to your left vagpit, Karen. Have you noticed pain in your vaginacinity recently?"

Example 2:
"He literally licked every inch of my vaginacinity. It was amazing."
by vagvagcity August 29, 2016
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vaginager

A word used to describe the acidic taste from a womens vagina. It is comparable to putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery.
When I went down on her the vaginager was so strong I had to stop.
by Nate Sanborn September 9, 2007
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vaginamoney

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.
Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."
by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006
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vaginacuum

a girl with a vagina that sucks in all it comes into contact with, or, as the name implies, a vagina/vacuum

not to be confused with a whore, since the owner of a vaginacuum has no say over it's pure suction power, whereas a whore inserts various objects into her cooter of her own accord

a hint a woman may be the possesor of a vaginacuum is her inability to wear any types of pants without procuring camel toe

vaginacuums can come in many colors, shapes, and sizes, including highlighter yellow

term coined by Travis
"Oh god no, her vaginacuum just sucked my balls in!"
by MistreatMeRight November 30, 2006
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Vaginapuss

Cletus wont go into the haunted house. He is a huge vaginapuss.
by Cletus t storm October 22, 2019
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