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Vaginaclunkinitis 

1. A term used to describe a vagina which is abnormally loose; an untight pussy

2. A "disease" where the vagina is untight
Example:

Bill: "Dude I totally screwed Jill last night"
Bob: "How was it?"
Bill: "It sucked, she has vaginaclunkinitis"
Bob: "Damn that sucks"
Vaginaclunkinitis by EthanChrist March 11, 2010

Vaginagun 

Is the use of or the threat of a vagina being used as a weapon, or to sway an argument toward the woman.
I told my wife that I did not want to go to the theater, but then she used her vaginagun on me and we saw Les Miserables...twice.
Vaginagun by Ron Buddie III September 8, 2013

Vaginapunch 

A punch of such intensity, the nearest vagina feels it. Often used in reference to red-ass beat-downs.
While playing Smash Brothers 64: "Damn, boy, vaginapunched!"
Vaginapunch by Leam May 13, 2005

Vaginaducks 

To Partake in the Feeding of Ducks, directly after engaging in the act of Sex.
Octavius was having a rough day at work and decided to ask Esperanza if she wanted to sneak in some lunch time Vaginaducks!!
Vaginaducks by JMT31 February 18, 2010

Vaginamungous

A putrid smell emitted from the vagina
Went to go down on Kelly last night and I had to retreat, smelt like a bad case of Vaginamungous
Vaginamungous by gaggin4some March 29, 2014

vaginabuns 

1.anatomically correct baked goods
2.acceptable form of closing to any correspondence and/or conversation
1. Dude. Did you see that Jewel commercial this morning? They're selling vaginabuns!

2. You guys are right! Moizo Sandwiches ARE the best kind!
Vaginabuns,
Isai.
vaginabuns by Lisch December 29, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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