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vaginacuum 

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a girl with a vagina that sucks in all it comes into contact with, or, as the name implies, a vagina/vacuum

not to be confused with a whore, since the owner of a vaginacuum has no say over it's pure suction power, whereas a whore inserts various objects into her cooter of her own accord

a hint a woman may be the possesor of a vaginacuum is her inability to wear any types of pants without procuring camel toe

vaginacuums can come in many colors, shapes, and sizes, including highlighter yellow

term coined by Travis
"Oh god no, her vaginacuum just sucked my balls in!"
vaginacuum by MistreatMeRight November 30, 2006
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vagacuum

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A vagina that sucks in dick wherever it goes and on occasion your contact.
Colin's vision was impaired for the night after the dirty stripper vagacuumed his contact on Big Little night.
vagacuum by the pledge December 1, 2010

Vaginaclunkinitis 

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1. A term used to describe a vagina which is abnormally loose; an untight pussy

2. A "disease" where the vagina is untight
Example:

Bill: "Dude I totally screwed Jill last night"
Bob: "How was it?"
Bill: "It sucked, she has vaginaclunkinitis"
Bob: "Damn that sucks"
Vaginaclunkinitis by EthanChrist March 11, 2010

vaginaculation (va-gin-Ak-u-lay-shun)

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Vaginal fluids accumulate to the point, where, during sexual arousal, the fluids are ejected in a manner similar to male ejaculation.
"vaginaculation (va-gin-Ak-u-lay-shun)" : "She vaginaculated all over my face...I looked like a glazed donut..."

Vaginacuted 

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When you electrocute yourself through your vagina.
Maren's dildo was malfunctioning and she vaginacuted herself in the bath tub.
Vaginacuted by Pseudonymsarehard February 14, 2017

vaginalhumperdinkposer 

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Well a dink is a messed up horse and a vagial humper is self explanatory, and a poser is a non professional expert so.......yeah!!!
That person is gay as a a vaginalhumperdinkposer.
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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