vaginacuum

a girl with a vagina that sucks in all it comes into contact with, or, as the name implies, a vagina/vacuum

not to be confused with a whore, since the owner of a vaginacuum has no say over it's pure suction power, whereas a whore inserts various objects into her cooter of her own accord

a hint a woman may be the possesor of a vaginacuum is her inability to wear any types of pants without procuring camel toe

vaginacuums can come in many colors, shapes, and sizes, including highlighter yellow

term coined by Travis

"Oh god no, her vaginacuum just sucked my balls in!"

by MistreatMeRight November 30, 2006

vagacuum

A vagina that sucks in dick wherever it goes and on occasion your contact.

Colin's vision was impaired for the night after the dirty stripper vagacuumed his contact on Big Little night.

by the pledge December 1, 2010

Vaginaclunkinitis

1. A term used to describe a vagina which is abnormally loose; an untight pussy

2. A "disease" where the vagina is untight

Example:

Bill: "Dude I totally screwed Jill last night"
Bob: "How was it?"
Bill: "It sucked, she has vaginaclunkinitis"
Bob: "Damn that sucks"

by EthanChrist March 11, 2010

vaginaculation (va-gin-Ak-u-lay-shun)

Vaginal fluids accumulate to the point, where, during sexual arousal, the fluids are ejected in a manner similar to male ejaculation.

"vaginaculation (va-gin-Ak-u-lay-shun)" : "She vaginaculated all over my face...I looked like a glazed donut..."

by Dr. Linguist June 11, 2009

Vaginacuted

When you electrocute yourself through your vagina.

Maren's dildo was malfunctioning and she vaginacuted herself in the bath tub.

by Pseudonymsarehard February 14, 2017

vaginalhumperdinkposer

Well a dink is a messed up horse and a vagial humper is self explanatory, and a poser is a non professional expert so.......yeah!!!

That person is gay as a a vaginalhumperdinkposer.

by VAGINALHUMPERDINKPOSER September 23, 2017