Vagifat

Fat deposits surrounding the female genitalia.

Sally had difficulty during intercourse because her vagifat created a fat shield blocking off the penis.

by gobbledegook October 3, 2007

Vagigate

v.,n. (vaj-ih-gae-te) the female form of the cockblock.
1. When one female blocks another, hence the suffix gate. Not necessarily a cockblock because neither party has a cock.
2.Or when the cock isn't trying to get anything but a girl is still blocking him.

Girl1: Man, i wanted to go to the movies last night with him.

Girl2: Yeah but your mom was a fat vagigate.

by JTDL January 15, 2009

vagisation

vagisate - meaning to compensate with vagina.

I felt really bad for being rude to my man, so I offered him some vagisation.

I am going to vagisate Phil on Wednesday night to make up for crashing his truck.

by Sofi June 20, 2006

vaginathrob

female equivilent of a boner.

xxxtragedy:lyke omfgz did you see Arik at the show? his pants were lyke soooo tight.

glittergutsxx: yeah he's a totaly vaginathrob!

by jenifer. July 23, 2006

vaginatarian

a person whose diet consists of mostly vagina and maybe some watermelon.

- yo donturius is chu tryin to get some cheeseburgers right quick

-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight

by Flowaz in da buildin January 1, 2010

Vagitative

Vag-i-ta-tive, adjective

Characterized by, resulting from, or being in a state in which there is total loss of cognitive functioning following rigorous sexual intercourse

After washing my cock in the sink and returning to bed, I fell into a vagitative state.

by rom2k April 15, 2014

Vaginatribe

A play off of the word "diatribe", a vaginatribe is an impassioned rant delivered by a male in regards to his 1) lack of sex, 2) lack of girlfriend or 3) lack of contact with any females whatsoever. Usually delivered in a whiny way implicating comparisons to a "little bitch", which thus provides dual meaning to the word "vaginatribe".

I just don't understand why I have to spend every night alone listening to my old Dashboard Confessional CD's. How many times will I have to look up at the stars and wonder if she is looking at the same star I am? I just want to be next to her, but she doesn't even see me. I wish I could smell her hair once more before I go to bed.

Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?

by DJ DEUCE GROAN February 16, 2010