Urban Dictionary: Definitions by gobbledegook

April 9th

April 9th, national buy your boyfriend a T-shirt day. Show your love by buying him a T-shirt!

Girl, don’t forget April 9th is coming, we gotta get T-shirts!

Merch

Not quite a hiccup, not quite a burp. I makes a weird high pitched sound causing others around to look at you weird and/or bless you...they think.

Man: What the hell was that?!
Woman: It was a hiccurf.
Man: Oookay...Freak.

Hiccurf by gobbledegook October 7, 2007

Merch

A harness-like undergarment used to restrain excessive vagifat.

Sally was excited to try out her new super reinforced vagibra with little ungulating grey hippos on it.

vagibra by gobbledegook October 4, 2007

Merch

Fat women dancing like large hoofed mammals.

Sally was ungulating for a bucket of fried chicken and a ride home.

Merch

People who join chat rooms and chat about the stupidest shit ever.

Oh god, there are so many chatter dorks in this room tonight. I need to get a life.

Merch

The dance that crabs do on your crotchal area while you sleep.

Yo, my crotch stomp kept me up all night.

Merch

A woman whose vagifat combined with her huge ass and stomach resemble a large angry hippopotamus.

Her Hippovaginus was ungulating to the sound of the oncoming ice cream trucks jingle.

Merch