Vagapocalypse

This is what will happen if Hillary Clinton is voted into office. When Hillary smashes down on the podium, her vagina gets very angry, and lashes out at dick of all mankind. Repeated occurrences of this action will result in the genocide of the human race by a hairy twat.

Oh no!! Hillary is president! RUN AND HIDE BEFORE HER MONSTROUS FUCK HOLE BRINGS FORTH THE APOCALYPSE!!!

Her crotch is a war machine building up to vagapocalypse!

By the way, Hillary supports necrophilia. :)

by Logan Arn April 28, 2008

Gagapocalypse

The end of days, brought about by a radio station accidentally playing all of Lady Gaga's hit singles in a row. Fashionably dressed zombies will dance in the streets to catchy synth-pop beats, and will only eat brains in the most ironic and symbolic of ways.

We got close to a Gagapocalypse yesterday. The local top-40 station played Poker Face, Bad Romance, Alejandro and Telephone one-after-the-other. Thank goodness the next song was Taylor Swift, or we'd be overrun by Little Monsters.

by ChazMaz816 July 15, 2010

Vagpocalypse

To be overwhelmed with the amount of females in a given area.

Matt: Dang, There are so many women here tonight i don't even know where to begin.

Jeff: Yeah its the vagpocalypse.

by darksideone June 6, 2010

Vagipocalypse

Vagipocalypse is where a woman's vagina is absolutely destroyed after giving birth to a child. The vagina is stretched so far that is effectively cause apocalypse to the sexual relationship with the partner - Vagipocalypse.

My wife refused a C-section and opted for vagipocalypse.

by BalkanAvenger February 23, 2018

Vapepocalypse

An open architecture video parody collaboration geared toward vaping enthusiasts. One creates a video within the storyline of apocalypse post cataclysmic destruction, and challenges 3 vaping friends to create a similar video. These videos are posted on Youtube or Facebook, and the story evolves as more videos are created. Electronic Cigarette culture and community calls the use of personal vaporizers 'Vaping'. The storyline for the Vapepocalypse is as follows: Big Tobacco created a virus to force everybody to be a smoker or die. But the plan went awry and the virus escaped, killing 90% of the world population. Now only Smokers and Vapers survive in a world with no manufacturing and only resources available are from pre outbreak. Smokers seek to capture vapers and enslave them to make them do all the ordinary work that a society needs done. So when you do your video, you challenge 3 friends who must also do a video or donate $10 to CASAA. It's the #Vapepocalypse Advocacy Challenge. It is intended to be viral, fun, funny, and effective. But will take many creative and funny people to make this work. Quest4vape does not own this, only the instigator of a creative project.

I just completed a Vapepocalypse video and posted it to Youtube.

by Quest4vape August 8, 2015

Vagipocolypse

A large dark hairy pair of vaginal lips found on women with high concentrations of melanin.

Oprah Winfrey has been consumed by the Vagipocolypse.

by Roger Williams November 29, 2007

vaginapocalypse

The vaginapocalypse is a great disaster; it can be described a sudden and very bad event that causes much fear, loss, or destruction to both the woman experiencing PMS and menstrual cramps, and to the unlucky view with whom she choses to interact.

Dave: You're more chipper than the last time I saw you.
Sally: Ahhhh yes, I was suffering from the 'vaginapocalypse'

by andolikar April 22, 2015