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Vagpocalypse

To be overwhelmed with the amount of females in a given area.
Matt: Dang, There are so many women here tonight i don't even know where to begin.

Jeff: Yeah its the vagpocalypse.
Vagpocalypse by darksideone June 6, 2010
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Vagipocalypse 

Vagipocalypse is where a woman's vagina is absolutely destroyed after giving birth to a child. The vagina is stretched so far that is effectively cause apocalypse to the sexual relationship with the partner - Vagipocalypse.
My wife refused a C-section and opted for vagipocalypse.
Vagipocalypse by BalkanAvenger February 23, 2018

Vapepocalypse 

An open architecture video parody collaboration geared toward vaping enthusiasts. One creates a video within the storyline of apocalypse post cataclysmic destruction, and challenges 3 vaping friends to create a similar video. These videos are posted on Youtube or Facebook, and the story evolves as more videos are created. Electronic Cigarette culture and community calls the use of personal vaporizers 'Vaping'. The storyline for the Vapepocalypse is as follows: Big Tobacco created a virus to force everybody to be a smoker or die. But the plan went awry and the virus escaped, killing 90% of the world population. Now only Smokers and Vapers survive in a world with no manufacturing and only resources available are from pre outbreak. Smokers seek to capture vapers and enslave them to make them do all the ordinary work that a society needs done. So when you do your video, you challenge 3 friends who must also do a video or donate $10 to CASAA. It's the #Vapepocalypse Advocacy Challenge. It is intended to be viral, fun, funny, and effective. But will take many creative and funny people to make this work. Quest4vape does not own this, only the instigator of a creative project.
I just completed a Vapepocalypse video and posted it to Youtube.
Vapepocalypse by Quest4vape August 8, 2015

Vagapocalypse 

This is what will happen if Hillary Clinton is voted into office. When Hillary smashes down on the podium, her vagina gets very angry, and lashes out at dick of all mankind. Repeated occurrences of this action will result in the genocide of the human race by a hairy twat.
Oh no!! Hillary is president! RUN AND HIDE BEFORE HER MONSTROUS FUCK HOLE BRINGS FORTH THE APOCALYPSE!!!

Her crotch is a war machine building up to vagapocalypse!

By the way, Hillary supports necrophilia. :)
Vagapocalypse by Logan Arn April 28, 2008

Vagipocolypse 

A large dark hairy pair of vaginal lips found on women with high concentrations of melanin.
Oprah Winfrey has been consumed by the Vagipocolypse.
Vagipocolypse by Roger Williams November 29, 2007
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