Skip to main content

Gagapocalypse

The end of days, brought about by a radio station accidentally playing all of Lady Gaga's hit singles in a row. Fashionably dressed zombies will dance in the streets to catchy synth-pop beats, and will only eat brains in the most ironic and symbolic of ways.
We got close to a Gagapocalypse yesterday. The local top-40 station played Poker Face, Bad Romance, Alejandro and Telephone one-after-the-other. Thank goodness the next song was Taylor Swift, or we'd be overrun by Little Monsters.
by ChazMaz816 July 15, 2010
mugGet the Gagapocalypse mug.

gaypocalypse

The coming apocalypse due to homosexual deviancy and degeneracy. Whereby homosexuality becomes so predominant that people forget how to breed properly.
The gaypocalypse is upon us - can our culture weather the storm of queer deviance?
by the1mills June 9, 2019
mugGet the gaypocalypse mug.

gaypocalypse

The chaos that ensues when gays become upset and reak havoc because an idol or icon has been besmirched. A gaypocalyse can be the result of a less than flattering review or negative comment made by a member of the media.

The effects of a gaypocalpse can range from (but are not limited to) poorly-constructed floral arrangements to "accidents" in a hair salon.
"How the hell did Madonna forget the lyrics to "Like a Prayer" during that "Hope for Haiti Benefit"? Hasn't she been singing that song since the 1900's?"

"Shhh! Be quiet. My hairdresser Chad is a big fan. If he hears you, he'll usher in the gaypocalypse!
by The Divine Grace March 4, 2010
mugGet the gaypocalypse mug.

Vagapocalypse

This is what will happen if Hillary Clinton is voted into office. When Hillary smashes down on the podium, her vagina gets very angry, and lashes out at dick of all mankind. Repeated occurrences of this action will result in the genocide of the human race by a hairy twat.
Oh no!! Hillary is president! RUN AND HIDE BEFORE HER MONSTROUS FUCK HOLE BRINGS FORTH THE APOCALYPSE!!!

Her crotch is a war machine building up to vagapocalypse!

By the way, Hillary supports necrophilia. :)
by Logan Arn April 28, 2008
mugGet the Vagapocalypse mug.

Grapocalypse

Mardi Gras + Apocalypse = Grapocalypse
Nick: hey what you guys doing next weekend?

Raheel: nothing big brah, just grapocalypse.
by Grapoclypse March 12, 2011
mugGet the Grapocalypse mug.

Agapocalypse

The chaotic event where a small roguelite RPG on the ROBLOX platform, often Rogue Lineage inspired, gets featured in an Agamatsu video. Despite initial hype, the game quickly crashes in popularity, often due to flaws exposed by the sudden influx of players.
1. "Pray that the Agapocalypse doesn't happen again"
2. "After the Agapocalypse everyone quit because the Developers couldn't keep up with the playerbase's demands."
by DalitHater1337 November 1, 2024
mugGet the Agapocalypse mug.

Zombie MAGApocalypse

A portmanteau of Zombie Apocalypse and MAGA referring to to the Capitol Insurrection that took place in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2017. Incited by Donald Trump and Republicans contesting the legal 2020 presidential election of Joseph Biden, numerous MAGA supporters stormed the Capitol building trying to stop the certification of the 2020 votes taking place in the Senate Floor in order to reinstate Trump as President. In hypocritical contrast to the Blue Lives Matter slogan espoused by MAGA supporters as a means of silencing Black Lives Matter, mobs were recorded swarming and assaulting Capitol Police officers trying to contain them from reaching the Senate Floor.

The term is used to describe how visually similar the insurrection was to a typical zombie apocalypse scenario, where a mindless horde of Trump supporters shambling on the streets was trying to get to survivors that had barricaded and hidden themselves inside a building- in this case the U.S. Capitol.
The democratic process of the United States faced its greatest threat to date when on January 6, 2017, sore loser Donald Trump incited a mob of his supporters to storm the Capitol Building to stop the certification of votes in what has become known as the Zombie MAGApocalypse.
by Insignificant 360 May 22, 2021
mugGet the Zombie MAGApocalypse mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email