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vaginapocalypse

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The vaginapocalypse is a great disaster; it can be described a sudden and very bad event that causes much fear, loss, or destruction to both the woman experiencing PMS and menstrual cramps, and to the unlucky view with whom she choses to interact.
Dave: You're more chipper than the last time I saw you.
Sally: Ahhhh yes, I was suffering from the 'vaginapocalypse'
vaginapocalypse by andolikar April 22, 2015
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Vagipocalypse 

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Vagipocalypse is where a woman's vagina is absolutely destroyed after giving birth to a child. The vagina is stretched so far that is effectively cause apocalypse to the sexual relationship with the partner - Vagipocalypse.
My wife refused a C-section and opted for vagipocalypse.
Vagipocalypse by BalkanAvenger February 23, 2018

Vagapocalypse 

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This is what will happen if Hillary Clinton is voted into office. When Hillary smashes down on the podium, her vagina gets very angry, and lashes out at dick of all mankind. Repeated occurrences of this action will result in the genocide of the human race by a hairy twat.
Oh no!! Hillary is president! RUN AND HIDE BEFORE HER MONSTROUS FUCK HOLE BRINGS FORTH THE APOCALYPSE!!!

Her crotch is a war machine building up to vagapocalypse!

By the way, Hillary supports necrophilia. :)
Vagapocalypse by Logan Arn April 28, 2008

vaginapocolypse 

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When a girl looses her virginity with another girl. Using their vaginas.
Wow, I bet she lost her virginity through vaginapocolypse.
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