vacfume

The unique ability to suck air through the anus and produce a fart.

Bob was always a favorite to invite to parties because of his entertaining vacfume demonstrations.

by Screaming Old Man January 16, 2024

vaccume

A very common misspelling of the word, “vacuum"; used most frequently to describe an electrically-powered cleaning device or the vacuum of space. Appears entirely in writing, because it is pronounced the same as the word, “vacuum".

{Craig}: Dave, can you vaccume the hall dear? (yes, Craig & David are F46607s)

{David}: Awww man, isn't it your turn to vaccume? (takes a pair of dikes {the wirecutters, not the other kind!} and snips off the cord)...ummm Craig, this vaccume cleaner's busted!!

by Telephony September 3, 2013

Vacume Fuckers

A male or female that likes to fuck them selfs with vacumes all day long.

That man likes to fuck and play with his vacume more than he likes to fuck his girlfriend. What a bunch of Vacume Fuckers.

by Ratchet 25 February 1, 2013

Vacuumed

1. To get an abortion.

Rick knocked up Sally, so she had to go get vacuumed.

by DoctorJosiah April 3, 2011

ass vacuume

a sucker of the ass

chet is a complete ass vacuume

by blake September 28, 2003

Vacume

A dog that sucks up their poop or vomit

My dog is such a vacume

by Lalap67920 April 18, 2017

Vacume

The same as a vaccum anywhere else in the world, however in Ontario & Quebec it is spelt this way.

Roger cleaned his house with a vacume.

by Christopher Nielson February 4, 2007