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(verb) to forget the words to one's own song while performing it

origin: from English singer-songwriter Will Varley's penchant for doing so during his shows; popularised by fans of Varley and Frank Turner
alternate version: Will Varley sometimes refers to the practice as "Turner-ed it" or "Turner-ed it" as a "clapback" to his friend Turner
*Note: Starting during the Frank Turner livestreams during the 2020 pandemic, fans decided that those participating in the livestream drinking game had to take a drink each time either artist forgot his own lyrics.
Frank Varley 'd the lyrics to "Photosynthesis" again! Everyone take a drink!
Varley by Anita Kill December 28, 2020
Related Words
To appear extremely distraught or stressed. Variant of "vaclempt".
(Note: Stupid improvised "editors" who rejected this before should watch "On My Block".)
Girl, what are you so vaclenched about?
vaclench by Sorin Acela February 2, 2019
A grown adult woman on tiktok who childishly refuses to acknowledge and take accountability for the toxic videos she posts. She mocks people who are suffering from mental illnesses, too.

Dark jokes are funny, but she doesn’t seem to know how to execute them.
“Do you know Varlicious?”
“Varli the piece of shit? Yeah, I know her.”
Varli by LoNanky June 16, 2019

vaclabia 

The anatomical parts that collectively make up the female genitalia. A word mash-up of vagina, clitoris, and labia.
When pleasuring your girlfriend in the bedroom, it is important to pay attention to the entire vaclabia and not just harp on one spot.
vaclabia by valbear March 1, 2010

Vacalough 

An absence from work where you combine your vacation time and your recession related furlough into an extended break.
Doug: "Hey Annie, I heard your work furloughed you for a week in December?"
Annie: "Yeah, it sucks, but I'm taking my vacation the following week and going to Hawaii for 2 weeks on vacalough."
Doug: "Lucky Bitch!"
Vacalough by MuckSLC July 12, 2009

Varlamoved 

When you think you have a goal and you really don't.

See Mutomboed
Sidney Crosby was varlamoved by Varlamov when his shot was Mutomboed
Varlamoved by rafoolio23 May 2, 2009