Vacalough 

An absence from work where you combine your vacation time and your recession related furlough into an extended break.

Doug: "Hey Annie, I heard your work furloughed you for a week in December?"
Annie: "Yeah, it sucks, but I'm taking my vacation the following week and going to Hawaii for 2 weeks on vacalough."
Doug: "Lucky Bitch!"

Vacalough by MuckSLC July 12, 2009

Vacadouche 

The annoying friend on social media that insists upon providing and posting constant updates regarding their vacation. The hallmark of the Vacadouche is that they start with pre-vacation countdown posts from 2-4 weeks out. This is followed by travel day updates every minute including in flight postings where air travel and sky hi wifi is available. Then, constant snip it posts and pictures of every mundane aspect of the vacation stay's daily activities. All is consummated at the end with multiple sad postings regarding coming back to reality followed by 2-4 weeks of post-vacation flashbacks. All while you are such a self absorbed Vacadouche to realize that no one gives a shit.

Sandy: Hi Sara. Have you followed Linda's posts about her vacation.

Sara: How can I not? She's been posting for a month. She a real Vacadouche.

Sandy: You are right. No one cares.

Vacadouche by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2014

vagacough 

When a person claims they cough so hard that they injured their back. It's typical fot a lesser mans vagina tk tighten up causing symptoms of a pulled muscle in their back.

Jason said he was sick but really he's had vagacough for years.

vagacough by Spangled Tiger February 17, 2024