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A scary monster that parents scare kids with in the Czech Republic, especially in the Zvole region.
Mom: Go to bed or I will send the Vacek for you!
Kid: Alright mommy, I’m going to bed, just please don’t send Vacek
Vacek by xxxxxxZikmundPLWAJCOxxxxx October 24, 2018
Related Words
Vacke Vacker vacket Fitz Vacker Biana vacker Vicked Vicker vache vacne vanker
Meaning "beautiful" in Norwegian (bokmål)
The word vakker does no justice in describing just how beautiful inside and out my wonderful wife Kitty is.
Vakker by Jeg elsker deg Kitty November 7, 2010
What one becomes after using marijuana through a vaporizer.
Man, after I hit that bag a few times I was totally vaked!
Vaked by McKDenton November 8, 2009
To appear extremely distraught or stressed. Variant of "vaclempt".
(Note: Stupid improvised "editors" who rejected this before should watch "On My Block".)
Girl, what are you so vaclenched about?
vaclench by Sorin Acela February 2, 2019

vankerchief 

A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.

Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.
Denise, quit being such a vankerchief and come to happy hour!
vankerchief by Certitified November 30, 2011

La Vache 

Tech extremist conglomerate based in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia. Founded and led by Khyrsos, La Vache (The Cow) infiltrated Mongolia in 2016. They are nefariously known for significantly lowering Mongolia's GDP. One of their most recent stunts involved buying $12.9 billion of coal from top ranking Mongolian officials. One of their most infamous, though, has been using illegal fishing farms to "enslave the uncles of their opposers" and generate wealth for themselves without boosting GDP.

Resistance groups have risen in remote Mongolian villages to combat La Vache. With the goal of boosting the GDP of Mongolia, these villages have used newly installed 4G towers to look at investing opportunities and have slowly but surely slowed the rapidly decreasing GDP. With almost 30% of the Mongolian population living in these rural areas, the unnamed resistance is sure to make further progress to stopping La Vache.

La Vache has gone to several lengths to stop the resistance, but the rural villages are often hard to find and are too time consuming and costly for La Vache. One of the leading voices in the resistance, Luca, an anti-Khyrsos has written songs that have become somewhat of an anthem for the Mongolian resistance. His song "Do U Bleed At All" exposes the acts of La Vache, specifically a maneuver in 2019 where La Vache acquired the hit game "Quincena", which they used to enrich themselves using in-game cosmetics, which is then funneled to rising tech extremists globally.
When La Vache kidnapped Luca, they held him in a rare Earth metal refinery site in the mountains of Kazakhstan, and the experience inspired him to write his hit song "Heavy Metal".
La Vache by crispymitchy December 12, 2022