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My life is vaked.
That exam was like vaked.
vaked by Sohel S January 8, 2008
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vaked • Valedictorian • vaded • vaxed • vagedgie • vaped • VAEDA • vased • vaedant • vaedin
joe: "i hate sarcbro"

chad: "thats super unvased"
vased by bob454545 June 26, 2021

Viked Up 

To be high/intoxicated on Vicodin. A play on the term "Mic'd Up". And I'm not talking about taking those sissy 500mgs.
Jim: You wanna go to 5th tonight?
Jay: Yea lets get Viked Up.
Viked Up by The Achievers December 15, 2011
When you are working a long night during residency and get woken up in the middle of the night for a b.s. admission (i.e. rectal itching, ingrown toenail).
"Dude, I totally got vuked during call last night".
Vuked by Desiboy94 October 7, 2011
Quiero ir a jugar futbol con mis valedores (Amigos).
Valedor by Larry (la riata) August 14, 2009
Noun, plural & singular. A portmanteu of vagina and Jedi, it has multiple meanings.

1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.
1. I'm Dr. Obi-GYN Kenobi, your gynecologist, and I'm a Vajedi Master. Don't underestimate the power of the Forceps.

2. Tyson hooked up with another chick? Man, that guy's a fucking Vajedi!

3. That webcam chick was going at it with a glowing green vibrator like some kind of Vajedi Knight.
vajedi by Talmanes April 23, 2007
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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