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What one becomes after using marijuana through a vaporizer.
Man, after I hit that bag a few times I was totally vaked!
Vaked by McKDenton November 8, 2009
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My life is vaked.
That exam was like vaked.
vaked by Sohel S January 8, 2008
Related Words
vaked Valedictorian vaded vaxed vagedgie vaped VAEDA vaedant vaedin vajedi
joe: "i hate sarcbro"

chad: "thats super unvased"
vased by bob454545 June 26, 2021

Viked Up 

To be high/intoxicated on Vicodin. A play on the term "Mic'd Up". And I'm not talking about taking those sissy 500mgs.
Jim: You wanna go to 5th tonight?
Jay: Yea lets get Viked Up.
Viked Up by The Achievers December 15, 2011
When you are working a long night during residency and get woken up in the middle of the night for a b.s. admission (i.e. rectal itching, ingrown toenail).
"Dude, I totally got vuked during call last night".
Vuked by Desiboy94 October 7, 2011
Quiero ir a jugar futbol con mis valedores (Amigos).
Valedor by Larry (la riata) August 14, 2009
Noun, plural & singular. A portmanteu of vagina and Jedi, it has multiple meanings.

1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.
1. I'm Dr. Obi-GYN Kenobi, your gynecologist, and I'm a Vajedi Master. Don't underestimate the power of the Forceps.

2. Tyson hooked up with another chick? Man, that guy's a fucking Vajedi!

3. That webcam chick was going at it with a glowing green vibrator like some kind of Vajedi Knight.
vajedi by Talmanes April 23, 2007
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