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vankerchief 

A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.

Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.
Denise, quit being such a vankerchief and come to happy hour!
vankerchief by Certitified November 30, 2011
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Biana vacker 

Biana vacker is a side character of kotlc . she loves fashion and sometimes refuses to wear clothes below her standards,(very high). she is an elf and friend of sophie foster.
Biana vacker refused the sweatshirt Sophie offered her.
Biana vacker by yourboi_diseases September 3, 2020

Fitz Vacker 

fictional black haired dude with no personality and teal eyes, one of the dudes fighting over the queen of oblivous
"Fitz Vacker is hot!"
"Explains why you aren't, Kelly."
Fitz Vacker by booknook101 December 7, 2020

Fitz Vacker 

A character in the popular book series 'Keeper of lost cities', with the same personality as a brick wall. He should have stayed on that chandelier, everyone would have been happier for it.
Emma: Fitz Vacker is a disgusting little shit and should of dies in ages ago

Everyone ever: Correct
Fitz Vacker by moooony February 13, 2023

vankerouac

A rich, entitled, generally (but not necessarily) white male who has "broken free of society" to live in a luxury Sprinter-type "van" in order to pursue various extreme sports at a relatively low level. They are generally seen drinking gourmet coffee while working on their personal branding, spraying questionable beta to anyone within earshot, and shouting "send it!" on beginner routes. See also douchebag, jerry.
Ugh, the Buttermilks are full of vankerouacs triple padding the Ironman Traverse today. Let's go to the Sads.

I wish that vankerouac would spend more time actually climbing the route and less time posing for shots for their Instagram. Other people would like to try it.
vankerouac by pooridgeboy April 2, 2019

Biana Vacker 

Biana Vacker (should be changed to Biana Song once she marries Tam, or his name will be Tam Vacker) is a NOT fictional character (TOTALLY NOT) who is not only a hottie, but also amazing, powerful, funny, strong, and much, much more
Biana Vacker and Tam Song's wedding will take place soon. Please be prepared to be happy-yelling.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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