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Vaccines 

Are forms of parasitic viruses that will make all genders male and force them to become cannibalistic sex offender

They also create sonars so the fake pigeons that are cameras can identify us and transmit back to the alien mother ship full of Somalian pirates that all smoke crack and then eat their bros crack. The alien mother ship leader is the most disgusting thing in the universe, the boss baby, and his sideman is Barry bee benson from the bee movie.

Barry bee benson is a well known anti-Semitic socialist who ruled over the planet of mars for many years after eliminating all Jews from that planet and exploited the Martians for their mining of mars bars.
Dosent he know what vaccines do
Vaccines by BigBobb420 December 10, 2021

Vaccines cause autism 

Term used by most karens of facebook, stating a thought that most vaccines cause autism, albeit with no citation.
Karen: *googles vaccines cause autism*
Google: Your search for "vaccines cause autism" did not match any documents.

The Vaccines

An indie rock band who released their debut album "What Did You Expect From The Vaccines?" in 2011. They sound similar to The Strokes and Arctic Monkeys and they are a very nice sounding band that is a sigh of relief in todays music.
The Vaccines have that catchy sound in their music that we all need to hear now and then.
The Vaccines by indierockathon September 29, 2011

Not all vaccines are created equal. 

When non-Western home-grown—half-baked or partially trialed—vaccines are shunned even by locals, which are often donated or exported at a discounted price to developing countries that can’t afford the “safer” ones produced by the West—the top three countries involved in this vaccine diplomacy game are China, India, and Russia, whose “cheap-and-cheat” vaccines do not exude much confidence among millions of targeted recipients.
Although the Chinese, Indian, or Russian vaccines are offered free of charge to them, millions of people in the developing world refuse to be jabbed, because they know too well that not all vaccines are created equal.

Don't Trust Covid-19 Vaccines. 

The commandment by anti-mask and anti-vaccine clergy to their oft-uncritical or gullible congregations, who trust their pastors more than their doctors.
Some church or cult leaders under the cover of religion or viral protection would push their political agenda, by selfishly warning their members: “Don't trust Covid-19 vaccines.”

Don't Trust Covid-19 Vaccines. 

The commandment by anti-mask and anti-vaccine clergy to their oft-uncritical or unsuspecting evangelical congregations, who trust their pastors more than their doctors.
Some church leaders under the cover of religion or viral protection would push their political agenda on their members, by warning them: “Don't trust Covid-19 vaccines.”

Vaccinetard 

A person who first brags about getting vaccinated and then suffers from the numerous side effects and diseases the vaccination can cause.
Look at George, that vaccinetard! A week ago he proudly posted a video of him getting an experimental vaccine, and now hes in hospital with cerebral hemorrhage.
Vaccinetard by Sir Asbestos April 26, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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