When someone goes "wtf, WHEN have you ever had sex?", -with a fictional girl on vacation. Amy..what was her last name..she didnt say. A vacationGF may not always be an imaginary person, if a hotel waitress smiles at you that means she wants to have sex with you and therefore you had sex with her. Similar to a WhereIusedtoliveGF and FromMyOldWorkGF.
dont lie youve never had sex. "I have she was a vacationGF you wouldnt know her" bullshit "Its not, she was as wet as a ducks belly as soon as she saw me in the pool" how did you know if she was in the pool? :s "fuck off alright"
by ThE-ShIt@RaVes August 29, 2011
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
