Vac-cum

The mouth of a female
Aka: cum vacuum

Guy 1: I dont want my ejaculate matter to go to waste. What do I do?
Guy 2: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Guy 1: Oh yeah. I could use her vac-cum to get rid of it.

Vac-cum by undercover_Arab March 10, 2011

vaccume 

A very common misspelling of the word, “vacuum"; used most frequently to describe an electrically-powered cleaning device or the vacuum of space. Appears entirely in writing, because it is pronounced the same as the word, “vacuum".

{Craig}: Dave, can you vaccume the hall dear? (yes, Craig & David are F46607s)

{David}: Awww man, isn't it your turn to vaccume? (takes a pair of dikes {the wirecutters, not the other kind!} and snips off the cord)...ummm Craig, this vaccume cleaner's busted!!

vaccume by Telephony September 3, 2013

chat vaccum

expression used to describe an individual or place that removes all decent conversation from a social gathering.

"Don't invite Callum to the party, he's such a chat vaccum."

"Don't go to that party, it will be a complete chat vaccum"

chat vaccum by Duncan Innes February 12, 2008

vaccum 

A word presumably used by those who do not know that the correct spelling is "vacuum".

Guy: Hey, this vaccum really sucks things up!
Girl: Don't you mean the "vacuum" does?

vaccum by BostonLiz April 1, 2007

vicrum vaccum 

a very strange man indeed...

vicrum vaccum waxes his knees!

vicrum vaccum by i am who i am! December 7, 2009

the brown vaccum 

(fecal fetish) during sex, you have your partner be in a certain position where the anus is visible, then you take a pice of paper and roll it up into a tube, then stick it around the anus, then you suck while your mouth is on the other end of the tube and then you get a mouth full of feces.

hey baby i wanna perform the brown vaccum on you cuz im hungry.

the brown vaccum by gnikoms May 29, 2008

vaccum cleaner 

A fun trick to play on an female during intercourse. The male gets the female to go on her hands and knees and then he comes up behind her and right when she leasts expects it, he grabs her arms and pushes her around the room on her face.

God damn, last night the bitch wouldn't cook me dinner, so when we were about to fuck, i gave her the ol' vaccum cleaner!

vaccum cleaner by NICK ELLE September 16, 2008