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VPILF Loser 

Somebody who posts the acronym VPILF on Urban Dictionary stupidly not realizing that 400 other people have done the same.
Wow...lots of VPILF losers today
VPILF Loser by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008
Related Words
speak about in an abusively disparaging manner
"All affluent people are blunt, superficial, and dogmatic!", said Pepe. I replied, "There is no need to vilify a group of people you haven't even met!"
vilify by Pepe le pew July 16, 2014
"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"

Sarah Louise Heath Palin, born February 11, 1964. The current governor of Alaska, and the Republican vice presidential nominee in the 2008 United States presidential election. John McCain's running mate in 2008.
Sarah Palin is a VPILF. I'd like to be her running mate!
VPILF by OhioPUA October 20, 2008
Somebody that does not exist, because Joe Biden is not someone many people would like to fuck, and Sarah Palin is not a vice president.
Since when did Sarah Palin become a VPILF? Maybe if McCain won, this would be applicable.
vpilf by pacKGreenbay November 10, 2009
First introduced in the 2008 presidential election year, this word refers to a "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck," in reference to Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, the first fuckable VP candidate. Many argued that the term was first applied when democrat Walter Mondale chose Geraldine Ferraro as his running mate in 1984, but then a picture of Ferraro was shown, and that argument evaporated. Palin shows the key difference between Republicans and Democrats: Republicans understand the importance of looks and fuckability, for there has never been a more fuckable ticket than that of McCain-Palin '08.

*Original credit for VPILF claimed by SNL.
Jonathan: Yo dawg! You see dat VPILF Sarah Palin on FOX last night?
Mochee: Naw man, I got stuck with that cold bitch Clinton on CNN.
Bizo: I fucking love Sarah Palin.
VPILF by Pdouchebag08 October 30, 2008

valifaghi 

Valifaghi (n) : a cruel and harsh ruler who utterly controls people’s life, interfere in any sectors of their life even at details of privet, decides for them and imposes his ambitious through committing any kind of cruelties and wildness
Dedicated to Neda and Nedas , who preferred to die with open eyes rather than living with closed ones on the streets of Iran.

Peace be upon them.

Dawn of the enormous dynamic universe is referred to the almighty “Big Bang”, letting creatures of all kinds and sizes have right of life across the board. However, among them the human being having a kind of unique capability letting him/her to think, act, promote, love, adore, educate, invent, explore, challenge, discover and takes lessons to have a better life. Passage of time has made the languages and dialects around the world accept gigantic volume of words, phrases, expressions, maxims and so forth either willingly or reluctantly. poor them! What burdens they are shouldering! which are results of human beings’ activities. Amongst them, English have proven its eligibility to be representative of others for its powerful features.

There are lots of words from our great nation, heritage and language which have been gratefully hosted by the great English language, for instance the ‘peach’ the Latin word for Persia (IRAN) where this fruit is originated. At this juncture, to our chagrin or maybe to our pride, certainly to our (the people) pride! Despite crackdown, cruelty and brutality we suffer, our greatness, nobleness and dare brought us here to introduce a word to the world notoriously, which shock everyone in the case of experience. Although it is not a Persian word and has no roots in Iranian heritage or beliefs originally, we the great nation have volunteered to pay for that, do our best to release our captured original altitude victoriously, and hope to be a symbol for other nations involved to get rid of any dictatorship or tyranny and taste the delighted democracy. That is ‘valifaghi’, who currently rules our country, decides for our nation even at details of their privet life! (Believe it), kills our youths, deviates immaculate children minds towards barbarian beliefs and thoughts, and what you now see in the Middle East.
I, Iran, on behalf of our great nation want you respectfully, to enter this word , valifaghi, to English language dictionaries as an entry symbolizing the Iranian people, sons and daughters of the Great Cyrus, withstanding against the contemporary valifaghi.
Synonym: totalitarian, tyrant, autocrat, dictator, despot

Antonym: democrat
Related word:
Velayate-faghi: totalitarianism, dictatorship, absolutism, tyranny, despotism
valifaghi by iran_iranian July 11, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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