Definitions by OhioPUA

VPILF 

"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"

Sarah Louise Heath Palin, born February 11, 1964. The current governor of Alaska, and the Republican vice presidential nominee in the 2008 United States presidential election. John McCain's running mate in 2008.

Sarah Palin is a VPILF. I'd like to be her running mate!

VPILF by OhioPUA October 20, 2008

magic panty eraser 

Any alcholic beverage, particularly red wine or tequila, which causes a woman to have a one night stand.

Dude 1: "That chick drank a whole bottle of wine."

Dude 2: "She's mine dude, the magic panty eraser will be kicking in any minute now!"

magic panty eraser by OhioPUA December 19, 2007

Chicken Skinning 

When a man walks around with his fly unzipped and one of his balls hangs out.

Check out that dude, he must really be tanked...he's chicken skinning!

Chicken Skinning by OhioPUA February 27, 2007