vbi

very busy and important

I don't have time to flirt with you right now, vbi.

by itmustbedustiny May 21, 2008

VBIED

Vehicle Borne Improvised Explosive Device - basically a car bomb used by the hajis in Iraq because they are cowardly pussies and know they don't stand a chance in a face to face battle. They rig up charges to old artillery rounds (122mm?), C4, or whatever. They can make it blow by using a cell phone to blow it. Or it can be command detonated but they are usually to big of a pussy to do that, too.

"Goddamn Haji has been working late tonight, we found another VBIED on route logroad"

"That VBIED just knocked the dust off that M1 sitting at the checkpoint"

by hit the hole pole man March 9, 2006

VBI

Very Black Individual

Guy 1: "This guy who works in the kitchen is crazy. Tried to sell rollers at work the other day."
Guy 2: "He's just a VBI like that."

by Dylan^5 July 20, 2011