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The base to every techno song ever produced. When played sounds like a deep booming bass sound fallowed by a cymbal sound played over and over.
Listen to that crazy beat ham sandwich!!!
UMPSIS UMPSIS UMPSIS
ham sandwich: I think i heard this one before.
umpsis by Steve the rad January 6, 2005
Related Words
:Adjective-When Applied to a girl, it means Sexy or Hot. When applied to anything else means tight or cool

:Verb- to have sexual intercourse or sex

Background.
It all started when one man said that when he was listening to Techno one day, umpsa umpsa umpsa umpsa. He thought about having sex. It evolved from there...
Ex 1
That girl is umps.
Ex 2
Person A: How was the party
Person B: It was Umps
Person A: Umps Umps
Ex 3
I am def. tryin to umps her!
Umps by Brandon SSK Murtagh October 29, 2004
"Umpstable" is a word to describe somebody.
By calling somebody "umpstable" you're saying that they are showing off, but that are attempting to make it look natural. Therefore, they don't come under the "show-off" category, instead they come under the "umpstable" category.
In transformers when Sam is showing Mikaela the light and disco ball, stretching his arm back indicating where the light reflects- showing his muscles. This everyone, is being umpstable!
Umpstable by Llama! :) April 2, 2011
Dipping your dick in Arby's horsey sauce for sex.
Jeff: Did you fuck Andrea last night?
Paul: I went to Arby's and Umpsies that bitch.
Umpsies by PaulK May 25, 2013

umpstegaytit

When there are letters over there. And they fall down. They are everywhere all over the floor. They are umpstegaytit
Hey john, look at that alphabet! Fuck, they’ve been umpstegaytit
umpstegaytit by Adamjareddaniel April 30, 2020
A common expression used to react to an awkward or perverted event, or even more commonly--any failed attempt at something.
James: I think my neighbor Jim may be a pedophile.

Tara: Uuups!

Commonly mistaken with the word Oops but are completely different.
Uuups by C.Turp November 2, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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