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:Adjective-When Applied to a girl, it means Sexy or Hot. When applied to anything else means tight or cool

:Verb- to have sexual intercourse or sex

It all started when one man said that when he was listening to Techno one day, umpsa umpsa umpsa umpsa. He thought about having sex. It evolved from there...
Ex 1
That girl is umps.
Ex 2
Person A: How was the party
Person B: It was Umps
Person A: Umps Umps
Ex 3
I am def. tryin to umps her!
by Brandon SSK Murtagh October 29, 2004
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A result of an unintentional bowel movement. A single pebble of feces resembling the texture of popcorn shrimp.
While getting blown I accidentally bounced an ump off her chin.
by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003
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Shortened form of 'umpire' used by baseball players, managers, and anyone connected with the game.
Fans don't call umpires 'umps'- they usually use more offensive names.
by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005
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Stands for Universal MaschinenPistole or Universal Sub Machine Gun.
Manufactured by Heckler & Koch.
Very light weight.
Many mods available for it.
Uses the same .45 ACP ammo as the usp.
Famous in Counter-Strike.
by Van Mundegaarde December 11, 2003
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An aconym for Universal Machine Pistole. I weapon that fires a 0.45 ACP round at a RPM rate of about 500. Some would call this Slow for a Submachine Gun of the 90's, but when examined closer, the higher caliber of the slug makes the delay all the more worth it.
A 25 round stick magazine protrudes from the bottom of the gun's body and a small muzzle with grooves for a silencer sticks off the front.
Over all, a Wonderful weapon in Real life.
However, the Developers of games Like Counterstrike have Butchered the True nature of the Weapon and made it second best to it's baby brother, the Mp5.
(even so, I'll still use and WIN with my UMP)
1) That's a nice SOCOM silencer you've put on you're UMP 45.
2) 45 ACP: Finaly got a decent rampage with my UMP
by Wangston Hughes March 10, 2004
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Universal Machine Pistol

Developed by Heckler & Koch. 25-round clip chambered for .45acp.

Considered to be "an MP5 for experts". Considered by me to be "the modern-day Tommygun".
"The UMP is just a gun one can just fuck with in Counterstrike. It serves you bad, then it serves you good. It's a hypocritical gun it that's why I deem it as 'a gun you fuck with once in a while'."
by Dave April 01, 2004
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