Definitions by PaulK

Umpsies 

Dipping your dick in Arby's horsey sauce for sex.

Jeff: Did you fuck Andrea last night?
Paul: I went to Arby's and Umpsies that bitch.

Umpsies by PaulK May 25, 2013

phia 

the type of girl who takes your breath away and is unforgettable. also known as Fia. if you ever meet a fia, make sure to grab on and never let go

"i had a phia once, but i lost her and have regretted it ever since"

phia by paulk January 15, 2006