Utahon

Someone from Utah that cant fucking drive to save there life

What happed to your car some stupid ass utahon hit it. How, I don’t know there car wasn’t even moving, WTF

Utahon by Da king 567 October 26, 2018

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utahn

A person who is from the state of Utah.

Do those crazy utahn's still have millions of wives and even more children?

utahn by Ben April 10, 2005

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Utahoo

Utahoo is a local dialect which traces its long history of oddly pronounced vowels and rushed-together phrasing back to Utah's hardy pioneering stock.
Due to the influx of outsiders into the populous Wasatch Front (Ogden south to Payson, Utah), classic Utahoo speak is increasingly found only in small hamlets and farming villages.

Some popular examples of Utahoo:
"Skweet" or "Squeat": "Let's go eat!"
"Guppy scum" or the even more rushed "guppiscum"="Got a piece of gum?"
"ooferingernt (OO-fer-ig-nernt"="Ooh, for IGNORANT!" (essentially a Mormon equivalent to OH NO YOU DIDN'T!)
"Lard Jesus Christ", instead of "Lord". "American Fark" instead of "Fork". "BUTT-un" instead of "button".
"Hupper", not "Hooper".

Utahoo by Moab Bomb March 21, 2009

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Utahnize

"To take out (kill) all the fun out of things. Usually performed by mormons, such as 3.2% beer."

"dood want to go make a beer run at the gas station?"
"Nah man, lets go to the liquor store, its not utahnized."

"Whoever serves beer or wine watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown."
-Midieval plea for pure libations

Utahnize by Juan Felipe Medina April 19, 2008