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Utahn
Utahns take one look at my big white beard and my four wheel drive truck refuse to serve me. They can spot a Gentile a block away.
Utahn by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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utahn bullworm by chapterpsd April 6, 2024
Utahn Cum Swish' n' lick
Where a man cums in a woman's pussy as the woman cum's aswell. The man the collects the mingled cum and makes the woman swish it around in her mouth leaving it there until tomorrow. Then the next morning there is her mucus film on her teeth and the man licks the cum and mucus film off her teeth.
Alex: Yo jerold, my girl just gave a Utahn cum swish' n' lick and it tasted good!
Jerold: Damn wish i could've tasted it.
Jerold: Damn wish i could've tasted it.
Utahn Cum Swish' n' lick by TeethEnjoyer91 December 8, 2025
Utahn Pipe Bomb
The Utahn Pipe Bomb is a sex act in which the male, over the course of multiple days, consumes a massive amount of calories while also holding in their fecal release. at the end of the days, the male will then find a female, pull his pants down, and shit all over her. this is usually done to random women, but some women will in fact agree to this.
Utahn Pipe Bomb by Dr. Goofhoopinnic, PhD, Mhd May 28, 2026
Utah Skier
During the act of a three-some a female will jack off two males using their shafts as ski rods, continuing until ejaculation causing it to snow with white semen.
Utah Skier by squevar September 16, 2013
Utah Mom
A Mother that wears Lululemon, wears makeup everywhere, has a Stanley water bottle, keep up with the trends, has her kids involved in multiple extracurricular activities, and most importantly is MILF material.
Utah Mom by juulisntcuul January 18, 2023
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murderhobo
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."