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A person in Utah who treats visitors from other states like dog crap.
Utahns take one look at my big white beard and my four wheel drive truck refuse to serve me. They can spot a Gentile a block away.
Utahn by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

utahn bullworm 

A BYU student's cock that's been soaking for years.
utahn bullworm by chapterpsd April 6, 2024

Utahn Cum Swish' n' lick

Where a man cums in a woman's pussy as the woman cum's aswell. The man the collects the mingled cum and makes the woman swish it around in her mouth leaving it there until tomorrow. Then the next morning there is her mucus film on her teeth and the man licks the cum and mucus film off her teeth.
Alex: Yo jerold, my girl just gave a Utahn cum swish' n' lick and it tasted good!
Jerold: Damn wish i could've tasted it.

Utahn Pipe Bomb

The Utahn Pipe Bomb is a sex act in which the male, over the course of multiple days, consumes a massive amount of calories while also holding in their fecal release. at the end of the days, the male will then find a female, pull his pants down, and shit all over her. this is usually done to random women, but some women will in fact agree to this.
"Yo i finally pulled a Utahn Pipe Bomb on this random college chick!"

Utah Skier 

During the act of a three-some a female will jack off two males using their shafts as ski rods, continuing until ejaculation causing it to snow with white semen.
I recently viewed pornographic material featuring a Utah skier, it was a real blizzard!
Utah Skier by squevar September 16, 2013

Utah Mom 

A Mother that wears Lululemon, wears makeup everywhere, has a Stanley water bottle, keep up with the trends, has her kids involved in multiple extracurricular activities, and most importantly is MILF material.
person 1: Woah! did you see jenny's Mom at Target?

person 2: Yeah, she is definitely a Utah Mom.
Utah Mom by juulisntcuul January 18, 2023