Uslurper

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A female who seizes control of - and establishes dominance over - a male through the power of her blow job expertise.
See also: chickenhead

Man, we were all gettin' along just fine until that uslurper, Shanell, came along and snatched Randy away from the gang. Who the hell is gonna be the fourth player on our bowling team during league night now?

Uslurper by B-2-tha-G August 26, 2013

Words you can keep

Usurper

Eren Jeager apparently

War Hammer TItan: ''Usurper , Eren Jaeger. Do you have any last words?

Usurper by Commander Magath January 18, 2021

Related Words

Uslurper • usurper • uslurped • Usurper President • usurper whistler • Shower Usurper

uslurped

To take control over something ft. intense slurping noises.

I uslurped control over the US Embassy. They never knew what licked em.

uslurped by Kylily October 3, 2018

Usurper

Something you are... a false idol

"You were never one of us"
"You are nothing but a usurper... a false idol"

Usurper by Doom slayer 726 December 20, 2021

usurper

a woman who is good at stealing men already spoken for. a woman who may or may not be in the process of luring a man into an affair.

Rebecca thought that Jillian's repeated requests to "share audio files" with her fiancee Tyrone was something that only a very skilled usurper would think to do.

usurper by major_delmac March 10, 2005

uslurped

A fake work Michael, from The Ofice, used when Phyllis took Michael's role as Santa.

"Phyllis, a woman has uslurped my role as Santa."

uslurped by 69wordsmith May 22, 2020

usurper

chriskaye; one who plays tricks on the others

Chris Kaye is a usurper.

usurper by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026