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Uslurper 

A female who seizes control of - and establishes dominance over - a male through the power of her blow job expertise.
See also: chickenhead
Man, we were all gettin' along just fine until that uslurper, Shanell, came along and snatched Randy away from the gang. Who the hell is gonna be the fourth player on our bowling team during league night now?
Uslurper by B-2-tha-G August 26, 2013
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War Hammer TItan: ''Usurper , Eren Jaeger. Do you have any last words?
Usurper by Commander Magath January 18, 2021

uslurped 

To take control over something ft. intense slurping noises.
I uslurped control over the US Embassy. They never knew what licked em.
uslurped by Kylily October 3, 2018
"You were never one of us"
"You are nothing but a usurper... a false idol"
Usurper by Doom slayer 726 December 20, 2021
a woman who is good at stealing men already spoken for. a woman who may or may not be in the process of luring a man into an affair.
Rebecca thought that Jillian's repeated requests to "share audio files" with her fiancee Tyrone was something that only a very skilled usurper would think to do.
usurper by major_delmac March 10, 2005

uslurped 

A fake work Michael, from The Ofice, used when Phyllis took Michael's role as Santa.
"Phyllis, a woman has uslurped my role as Santa."
uslurped by 69wordsmith May 22, 2020
chriskaye; one who plays tricks on the others
Chris Kaye is a usurper.
usurper by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003
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