Urinpal 

When you're in a public bathroom and all the other urinals are free, a guy comes and takes the one next to you.

There are four urinals. You're on the far left. A Urinpal comes in, and he takes not the far right, but the one next to you. Coincidently, he's also the guy who shakes for like five minutes after he's done.

Urinpal by Bob Chocolate November 24, 2007

games urinalist 

A Games Journalist who is, in fact, an activist posing as a journalist, whose work belongs in a urinal.

I can't believe that games urinalist thinks the reader can't see that he is just blatantly pushing his political agenda.

games urinalist by zorclon March 2, 2019

Urinal Drink 

A random alcoholic drink that you obtain from a public restroom. You will usually find these perched atop a urinal.

Jason was hammered and went to take a piss. He back out of the restroom slurping a urinal drink.

Urinal Drink by ch1085 June 7, 2018

Mexican Urinal 

The act of urinating durring anal penetration.

I gave her the Mexican Urinal last night.

Mexican Urinal by Mexicansoda February 15, 2010

Urinal Index 

A system for determining exactly how "low rent" a bar, restaurant or cafeteria is. To determine a business' standing on the URINAL INDEX, you throw some change into a urinal in the men's room. Every so often you check on it. If no one takes it, you may add some more. The LOWEST amount of change that it finally takes for someone to fish out the piss covered change is that business' score on the Urinal Index.
Originally invented at Darby's Oldtowne Armes, In Brampton Ontario.

Darby's was a 17 (cents) on the urinal index.

Urinal Index by archimedes579 May 16, 2010

Urinal Turtle 

When someone takes a dump in a urinal.

I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.

Urinal Turtle by Walkerslaw September 3, 2012

buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.

I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.

buffer urinal by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004