Urbinary 

A combination of "urban" and "dictionary"

I looked up the word "crigh" in my Urbinary

Urbinary by Holy Moses Roller Brigade March 14, 2008

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

pee hard - Urinary Erectosis 

1. Thats when you wake up in the morning with a RAGING hard on as a result of the need to pee. It really has nothing to do with hormones... truly a mystery to us men. We just kind of wake up sometimes and think "awwwww NUTS I wanted to stay in bed, now I got to get rid of this thing by taking a pee." Even worse is the physical manuevers one must use in order to point the erection DOWNWARD. The average fellow knows nothing of acrobatics, but I would think a mans pee hard tactics are as unique as a finger print. I myself start with a brisk walk to warm the muscles and of coarse a few squat thrusts followed by a good stretch. I then remove my garments, place myself infront of the bathroom sink and raise my arms directly up towards the sky. In one fell swoop I give it one good cartwheel to the left which places me in a hand stand precisely infront of my toilet. I then exhale slowly, and begin urinating. I have found that listening to Mozart can sort of get things flowing.

2. Captain of the star ship Enterprise.

"pee hard - Urinary Erectosis"
Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.

pee hard - Urinary Erectosis by Just a boy with a dream November 13, 2010

urinary boner 

Perhaps the worst of all boners, this boner occurs when one really has to piss. It normally appears during what was originally an uneventful walk to class, or whilst playing a friendly game of Parcheesi with some bomb-ass broads. Only goes away after relieving oneself...

Control your fluid intake, you idiot. No one wants one of these bad boys to pop up in the middle of nowhere.

"Dude you ready to go now?"

"Can't brah; I've got a raging boner of the urinary variety.

"A urinary boner?!? I understand..."

urinary boner by Kutcher March 26, 2009

urbionary 

To use urban dictionary to define a word

What does _____ mean?
I don't know urbionary it

urbionary by Jellybethie January 11, 2009

Urbanary Loop 

When you go to Urban Dictionary and click through countless pages of definitions before realizing it's turning into a Time Vampire.

Similar to Wiki Loop and YouTube Loop.

"Hey, ready to knock off for lunch?"

"Sorry, running behind ... got caught in an Urbanary Loop."

Urbanary Loop by Art Guy January 27, 2010

urinary equilibrium 

The act in which one is drinking a beer and taking a piss at the same time thus, the digestive system experiences an equilibrium between these fluids.

"Guys watch me take a piss while drinking this beer"
"That is called urinary equilibrium my friend"

urinary equilibrium by Titty Monger January 22, 2014