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No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022
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1. Thats when you wake up in the morning with a RAGING hard on as a result of the need to pee. It really has nothing to do with hormones... truly a mystery to us men. We just kind of wake up sometimes and think "awwwww NUTS I wanted to stay in bed, now I got to get rid of this thing by taking a pee." Even worse is the physical manuevers one must use in order to point the erection DOWNWARD. The average fellow knows nothing of acrobatics, but I would think a mans pee hard tactics are as unique as a finger print. I myself start with a brisk walk to warm the muscles and of coarse a few squat thrusts followed by a good stretch. I then remove my garments, place myself infront of the bathroom sink and raise my arms directly up towards the sky. In one fell swoop I give it one good cartwheel to the left which places me in a hand stand precisely infront of my toilet. I then exhale slowly, and begin urinating. I have found that listening to Mozart can sort of get things flowing.
2. Captain of the star ship Enterprise.
2. Captain of the star ship Enterprise.
"pee hard - Urinary Erectosis"
Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.
Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.
by Just a boy with a dream November 13, 2010
Get the pee hard - Urinary Erectosis mug.Perhaps the worst of all boners, this boner occurs when one really has to piss. It normally appears during what was originally an uneventful walk to class, or whilst playing a friendly game of Parcheesi with some bomb-ass broads. Only goes away after relieving oneself...
Control your fluid intake, you idiot. No one wants one of these bad boys to pop up in the middle of nowhere.
Control your fluid intake, you idiot. No one wants one of these bad boys to pop up in the middle of nowhere.
"Dude you ready to go now?"
"Can't brah; I've got a raging boner of the urinary variety.
"A urinary boner?!? I understand..."
"Can't brah; I've got a raging boner of the urinary variety.
"A urinary boner?!? I understand..."
by Kutcher March 26, 2009
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by Marvin Wang July 27, 2009
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Similar to Wiki Loop and YouTube Loop.
by Art Guy January 27, 2010
Get the Urbanary Loop mug.The act in which one is drinking a beer and taking a piss at the same time thus, the digestive system experiences an equilibrium between these fluids.
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