A fucking hilarious YouTuber who talks about the failures of several sports franchises and even some sports organizations. Usually referring to them as "lolcows" he usually lampoons teams for their numerous fuck ups. Another popular series of his is his hater's guide series. He is a must watch for anyone who likes sports. Also is obsessed with SeatGeek
"Did you see UrinatingTree's video on the Red Wings?
"Yeah man he ripped them to shreds!"
"I know. He's brilliant
A Yinzer who makes YouTube content involving hockey, football, and sometimes basketball franchises. Most famous for his "Lolcow", "Days of Our Steelers" and "This Week In Sportsball" videos.
The fucking Penguins, man. If there's anyone to say those words, it has to be the dumpster fire observing UrinatingTree ready to eat a bag of shit.
Addictively wasting hours on Urban Dictionary when you have very important, urgent work to do, even though the mental hiatus could result in suspension, contract termination, social expulsion or in some cases death.
(verb) Urbanastinate.
Ryan: "Check out this new word I found on Urban Dictionary last night"
Andrew: "No ways man. Last time I was caught Urbanastinating in my cubicle I was given a final warning"
Ryan: "Dude, thats why I always urbanastinate in the privacy of my own room"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).