Definitions by dj_nafi

Twitterpat 

Patting yourself on the back by announcing your good deed on Twitter. Trump does this daily.

Leave it to Trump to Twitterpat himself on the back for any deed that benefits him.

Twitterpat by dj_nafi November 20, 2017

Fap Face 

The scrunched up face a guy makes as he faps and edges closer to climax.

I dunno what you're doing in your car dude, but you have fap face.

Fap Face by dj_nafi May 29, 2017

gayantee 

If it gay, real and a sure thing, it's gayanteed!

That guy won't even look at a woman, I gayantee it!

gayantee by dj_nafi January 24, 2017

Urbanating

Sitting at your computer for hours voting in and out stupid and cool definitions submitted to Urban Dictionary.

You have been sitting there for hours Mike, what are you doing?
Don't bug me dude, I'm Urbanating.

Urbanating by dj_nafi April 27, 2016

Progasm 

When you're a total narcissus about your profession and think you're so much better than anyone else at it, it gets you off.

God I love my job, I'm such a success and do it so well it gives me a progasm!

Progasm by dj_nafi September 22, 2015

turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.

Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.

turtled up by dj_nafi November 25, 2014

Flintstone 

When a well known person, celebrity or public figure (locally or nationally) dies of a drug overdose, usually by pain meds and alcohol or a bad mixture of drugs.

1. Dude! Don't take those pills with alcohol, you're gonna flintstone!

2. Hey man, whatever happened to _________? I haven't seen him in any movies lately.

Dude, he flintstoned last year.

Aww another one, for realz? Shit man.

Flintstone by dj_nafi October 27, 2014