Bone Scrubber

A person, male or female, who is so into just sucking c**k rather than being in any real relationship, they are in a constant state of prowling for candidates whenever and wherever they go; yet are very good at hiding the fact around friends (even though they already know anyway).

Guy 1-"Holy shit I think I'm in love, who IS that?"
Guy 2-"You don't wanna mess with that bro, she's just a bone scrubber"
Guy 1-"For realz!?.....I'm goin in!"

by dj_nafi June 20, 2014

Shortlip

Making a long story short, sometimes even shorter than the readers digest version.

Guy1 - "What happened to you, someone beat you in the face!?"
Guy2 - "Well, it's kind of a long story."
Guy1 - "Well, shortlip it, I'm in a hurry."

by dj_nafi June 27, 2014

Buzzraid

When you do anything to someone who is drunk and passed out, from a feel up to teabagging them or filling their shorts with whipped cream.

Guy 1 wakes up: WTF!! Why is my nose full of fucking jello dude!?
Guy 2: HAHAHA! Dude, you've been totally buzzraided!

by dj_nafi June 28, 2014

Twitterpat

Patting yourself on the back by announcing your good deed on Twitter. Trump does this daily.

Leave it to Trump to Twitterpat himself on the back for any deed that benefits him.

by dj_nafi November 20, 2017

Urbanating

Sitting at your computer for hours voting in and out stupid and cool definitions submitted to Urban Dictionary.

You have been sitting there for hours Mike, what are you doing?
Don't bug me dude, I'm Urbanating.

by dj_nafi January 17, 2016

Progasm

When you're a total narcissus about your profession and think you're so much better than anyone else at it, it gets you off.

God I love my job, I'm such a success and do it so well it gives me a progasm!

by dj_nafi August 15, 2015

stawb

A very little and short dick, too small to do anything with.

He didn't have a dick, just a stawb no bigger than a bump on a pickle.

by dj_nafi May 31, 2014