Shortlip

Making a long story short, sometimes even shorter than the readers digest version.

Guy1 - "What happened to you, someone beat you in the face!?"
Guy2 - "Well, it's kind of a long story."
Guy1 - "Well, shortlip it, I'm in a hurry."

by dj_nafi June 26, 2014

Smexy

some sexy; that animalistic attraction that naturally draws you to someone to the point of wanting to jump their bones the second you lay eyes on them; some people have it, some don't

Wow dude, check her out, now that is just smexy!!

by dj_nafi May 30, 2014

Fap Face

The scrunched up face a guy makes as he faps and edges closer to climax.

I dunno what you're doing in your car dude, but you have fap face.

by dj_nafi May 29, 2017

Progasm

When you're a total narcissus about your profession and think you're so much better than anyone else at it, it gets you off.

God I love my job, I'm such a success and do it so well it gives me a progasm!

by dj_nafi September 22, 2015

stawb

A very little and short dick, too small to do anything with.

He didn't have a dick, just a stawb no bigger than a bump on a pickle.

by dj_nafi May 30, 2014

Bone Scrubber

A person, male or female, who is so into just sucking c**k rather than being in any real relationship, they are in a constant state of prowling for candidates whenever and wherever they go; yet are very good at hiding the fact around friends (even though they already know anyway).

Guy 1-"Holy shit I think I'm in love, who IS that?"
Guy 2-"You don't wanna mess with that bro, she's just a bone scrubber"
Guy 1-"For realz!?.....I'm goin in!"

by dj_nafi June 20, 2014

twirl up

1. When a man, gay or straight, gets dressed in drag, either for fun, Halloween, or to professionally attend an event or show as a female impersonator.
2. When a female puts on her best/hottest outfit and an extra layer of special evening makeup to go out clubbing, to be in a show as well or just to be on the prowl.

Guy 1-"uhh, Tim, what's with all the makeup?"
Guy 2- "I have a show tonight so I gotta twirl up and be at the club by 7."

Girl 1-"Girl, what are you doing tonight?"
Girl 2- "I'm gonna twirl up, go out tonight and maybe find me something to warm up my kitty".

by dj_nafi June 20, 2014