14 definitions by dj_nafi

Progasm

When you're a total narcissus about your profession and think you're so much better than anyone else at it, it gets you off.

God I love my job, I'm such a success and do it so well it gives me a progasm!

by dj_nafi August 15, 2015

Bone Scrubber

A person, male or female, who is so into just sucking c**k rather than being in any real relationship, they are in a constant state of prowling for candidates whenever and wherever they go; yet are very good at hiding the fact around friends (even though they already know anyway).

Guy 1-"Holy shit I think I'm in love, who IS that?"
Guy 2-"You don't wanna mess with that bro, she's just a bone scrubber"
Guy 1-"For realz!?.....I'm goin in!"

by dj_nafi June 20, 2014

Fap Face

The scrunched up face a guy makes as he faps and edges closer to climax.

I dunno what you're doing in your car dude, but you have fap face.

by dj_nafi May 29, 2017

Flintstone

When a well known person, celebrity or public figure (locally or nationally) dies of a drug overdose, usually by pain meds and alcohol or a bad mixture of drugs.

1. Dude! Don't take those pills with alcohol, you're gonna flintstone!

2. Hey man, whatever happened to _________? I haven't seen him in any movies lately.

Dude, he flintstoned last year.

Aww another one, for realz? Shit man.

by dj_nafi October 27, 2014

Smexy

some sexy; that animalistic attraction that naturally draws you to someone to the point of wanting to jump their bones the second you lay eyes on them; some people have it, some don't

Wow dude, check her out, now that is just smexy!!

by dj_nafi May 31, 2014

turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.

Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.

by dj_nafi November 26, 2014

Shortlip

Making a long story short, sometimes even shorter than the readers digest version.

Guy1 - "What happened to you, someone beat you in the face!?"
Guy2 - "Well, it's kind of a long story."
Guy1 - "Well, shortlip it, I'm in a hurry."

by dj_nafi June 27, 2014