dj_nafi's definitions

turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.

Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.

by dj_nafi November 25, 2014

twirl up

1. When a man, gay or straight, gets dressed in drag, either for fun, Halloween, or to professionally attend an event or show as a female impersonator.
2. When a female puts on her best/hottest outfit and an extra layer of special evening makeup to go out clubbing, to be in a show as well or just to be on the prowl.

Guy 1-"uhh, Tim, what's with all the makeup?"
Guy 2- "I have a show tonight so I gotta twirl up and be at the club by 7."

Girl 1-"Girl, what are you doing tonight?"
Girl 2- "I'm gonna twirl up, go out tonight and maybe find me something to warm up my kitty".

by dj_nafi June 20, 2014

stawb

A very little and short dick, too small to do anything with.

He didn't have a dick, just a stawb no bigger than a bump on a pickle.

by dj_nafi May 30, 2014

Bone Scrubber

A person, male or female, who is so into just sucking c**k rather than being in any real relationship, they are in a constant state of prowling for candidates whenever and wherever they go; yet are very good at hiding the fact around friends (even though they already know anyway).

Guy 1-"Holy shit I think I'm in love, who IS that?"
Guy 2-"You don't wanna mess with that bro, she's just a bone scrubber"
Guy 1-"For realz!?.....I'm goin in!"

by dj_nafi June 20, 2014

Twitterpat

Patting yourself on the back by announcing your good deed on Twitter. Trump does this daily.

Leave it to Trump to Twitterpat himself on the back for any deed that benefits him.

by dj_nafi November 20, 2017

Fap Face

The scrunched up face a guy makes as he faps and edges closer to climax.

I dunno what you're doing in your car dude, but you have fap face.

by dj_nafi May 29, 2017

Smexy

some sexy; that animalistic attraction that naturally draws you to someone to the point of wanting to jump their bones the second you lay eyes on them; some people have it, some don't

Wow dude, check her out, now that is just smexy!!

by dj_nafi May 30, 2014