A fictional 1970's porn star with a
Magnum P.I. pornstache. He has a
talent for life altering
anal sex and is wanted in 7 states for manslaughter and assault with a deadly weapon.
Me: "Dude! Why is Tiffany walking funny"
Pete: "She just filmed a scene with
Rex Uranus... She's lucky she's no crippled or dead.. That boy is hung
like a clown"
Me: "Oh... I once saw
Rex blind a camera man with that thing... He should've ducked"