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1. Uranus - a planet
2. UrAnus - an hole in the body where waste products are removed
1. i went outside to look at Uranus
2. i went outside to look at UrAnus
by Tom Ivens May 05, 2003

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a crazy dutch bastard - who is obsessed with gold - lost his genitailia in a smelting acident - is peeling - and wants to flood the world
1. "i love GOLD!"
2. "can i paint his yohoo gold?"
3. "im peeling"
by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

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someone that can't do anything - but we don't stop them and start laughing at them when they srew up
your just a talentless git
by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

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to lose control of your bodyily functions
i was wacked in the crotch and became incontinent
by Tom Ivens May 05, 2003

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to masturbate in a zoo
Tom was arrested for choking the donkey
by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

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1. to reload a shotgun
2. to wack off
1. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
2. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
by Tom Ivens May 05, 2003

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to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space
i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day
by Tom Ivens May 05, 2003

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