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A person who commits idiotic and funny acts on a regular basis.
Tom decided to climb on the roof drunk. He slipped and fell into a pile of mud, he's such an uplet.
Uplet by faecalfoodeater September 18, 2016
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Upseterosexual

A heterosexual person who can't mind their own business, centers themselves around queer narratives that have nothing to do with them, is constantly in a state of upset when exposed to something that is exclusively for queer people and not them. Definitely smells like a jizz sock, uses 3-1 shampoo, and can't tell the difference between hummus and tzatziki.
Oh, you have a problem with Batman's new Robin being queer? Sounds like you might actually just be an upseterosexual. Seek help, friend <3
Upseterosexual by Nicholasvanj October 14, 2021
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Corny_And_Upset 

A Serbian variety streamer on Twitch. She primarily plays Genshin Impact, World of Warcraft, and League of Legends, though many other games have been presented on stream. She is generally known for her fun personality and mildly-scuffed streams, with fans tuning in for a good time. As of 8/02/2023, she has just over 461 followers (those poor, poor souls).

Corny_And_Upset (also known as Lucy) is a self-described Onionist. In the past, she was well known for her habit of biting into raw onions on-stream. Though this practice has not declined recently, it has been integrated more so into her streams devoted to Onionism. In these streams, Lucy typically reads aloud religious texts devoted to the Onion, partakes in various quasi-occult activities in piety to the Onion, and--of course--bites into an onion.

In the past months, her follower and average view counts have been rising continuously, of which her followers and fans have been supportive and encouraging of. Current estimations based on previous records say that this trend will continue far into the future.

Onion.
Person 1: Is Corny_And_Upset streaming today?
Person 2: Yeah! And it's an Onion stream!
Person 3: Nice balls, Person 2!

Upsetti Spaghetti 

Dude: *drops free taco*
Bro: *gasps*

Dude: ...
Bro: Are you okay dude???
Dude: Yeah, I’ll be fine. I’m just upsetti spaghetti.
Upsetti Spaghetti by merckill May 23, 2018

upsetero 

The heteros are upsetero
lmao apparently it's gay to have emotions now, the heteros are upsetero
upsetero by Untrustful March 3, 2021

Upsetti spaghetti 

The term for when someone becomes too upsetti to even eat spaghetti.
The actual word for upset. Happens when you are mad or sad.
Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti.
upsetti by Adi Hamster May 17, 2016
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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