Definitions by faecalfoodeater

Uplet 

A person who commits idiotic and funny acts on a regular basis.

Tom decided to climb on the roof drunk. He slipped and fell into a pile of mud, he's such an uplet.

Uplet by faecalfoodeater September 18, 2016

Nunny slug 

A small fat cock inside a vagina.

He slid his nunny slug up her vagina as far as it would fit.

Nunny slug by faecalfoodeater September 18, 2016