Uplet

A person who commits idiotic and funny acts on a regular basis.
Tom decided to climb on the roof drunk. He slipped and fell into a pile of mud, he's such an uplet.
by faecalfoodeater February 12, 2016
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Nunny slug

A small fat cock inside a vagina.
He slid his nunny slug up her vagina as far as it would fit.
by faecalfoodeater February 12, 2016
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