the worst place on planet earth oh my god I would write several paragraphs on how bad and scary it is but I’m supposed to be asleep it’s 6 am when I’m writing this so I need to sleep it’s a school night oh my god oh my god

you look like you take UQuiz seriously

Uquiz by cheeszbooty May 9, 2022

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unquicksandlike

A situation or set of circumstances that will not sap a person of their livelihood while simultaneously pulling them deeper into the very source of their plight. opp - quicksandlike.

I don't know how the managers can look themselves in the mirror after trying to convince the interns that corporate America is at all unquicksandlike.

unquicksandlike by uncleyesterday June 20, 2011

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urquizu

The last name urquizu is for the filthy rich people who wear sweatpants and shirts from costco. The origin comes from the great conquerer Ryan Urquizu who has conquered countless woman with the utmost ease. He was so great and awesome that legend has it if you looked into his eyes you’d fall in love.

Damn son your last name Urquizu is so sick

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unquit

What you do the day after quitting while being blacked out drunk.

Sean always unquits at least 3 times before he actually drags up.

unquit by Odog58 July 17, 2023

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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