Undeployment 

When you were once deployed but are currently no longer

When you are no long employed it is called unemployment, when you are no longer deployed it is called undeployment.

Undeployment by Maddyhalley March 22, 2019

unemployment boyz 

A group of hoodlums that trap or scam to make bank

"Look the unemployment boyz just bought another hellcat"
"MFS be posted up at the W in Miami with the squad looking to come up off a scam" - Hoodville

unemployment boyz by GeekALot October 14, 2020

unemployment guilt 

When one feels guilty for doing nothing all day because they are unemployed.

"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Ok - I woke up at 11am but now feel a large amount of unemployment guilt."

unemployment guilt by Shaker'n'Mova May 11, 2009

Senior unemployment moment 

Reaching the age of realization that you are only Big Box greeter employable.

After receiving my 50th rejection letter I had a Senior unemployment moment and knew it was time to apply to where all senior greeters have gone before.

Senior unemployment moment by Phiddy January 5, 2010

unemployment beard 

This is what you have when you neglect shaving for a while, due to being unemployed.

Bob: That's a nice unemployment beard you've got growing there!

Joe: Yeah. I'll make sure and shave as soon as I can get an interview.

unemployment beard by gibberling October 13, 2007

Unemployment Television 

Definition.

The name given to the hours of tv when no one should be watching, namely 3am.

Obviously the name derives from the fact that anyone with a job or someone who attends school should be asleep and not watching the garbage that permeates the airways at these hours.

An interesting note to make is that during these hours, the likelihood of an error happening with a broadcast signal is infinitely more likely to happen.

First used by Rebeltaxi in his video “Top 10 Worst Animated Songs”

P1: Damn bro u look tired af man
P2: Shit man I stayed up all night watching unemployment television.
P1: tf is unemployment television

P2: 3am tv, when people who have no lives watch tv. Its all shit anyways.

Unemployment Television by TheUltimateDx April 24, 2023

Unemployment ecstasy despair 

The conflicting emotions one faces when one discovers that they have been terminated. First is a feeling of euphoria then dread, then mixed emotions that cycle frequently.

"John, you're fired you jackass!"

(John smiles a crooked smile)

"What's wrong with you John?"

"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"

Unemployment ecstasy despair by Cirdellin January 5, 2010