gibberling's definitions

Qwertylexic

The inability to type without messing up the order of letters.

IM Dude 1: I swa Cinyd at walmatr teh ohtre day. She is stlii fukcin hot!

IM Dude 2: You are totally qwertylexic.

by Gibberling April 11, 2009

unemployment beard

This is what you have when you neglect shaving for a while, due to being unemployed.

Bob: That's a nice unemployment beard you've got growing there!

Joe: Yeah. I'll make sure and shave as soon as I can get an interview.

by gibberling October 13, 2007

ovester

The term used by feminisits for "semester". It is used to replace what supposedly means "semen" with "ovaries".

Feminist: How was your ovester?
Guy: Ovester?
Feminist: Semester is sexist.
Guy: What!?

by Gibberling May 17, 2007

sc

An abbreviation for Santa Clause.

Mom: "Want to go sit in his lap?"

Daughter: "No... that SC is creepy."

by gibberling May 11, 2007

firefly

A series that was too appropriately named; it shined brightly and briefly.

Geek 1: Firefly is amazing. It's got an excellant storyline, interesting characters and good action... too bad it got taken off.

Geek 2: I know.

by gibberling May 11, 2007

gsc

An IM abbreviation that stands for "Grinning, and silently chuckling."

It is used since it is often a more realistic response than the abbreviation lol.

f/19Just2qt: So.. I think all men are pretty much constantly horny

SexyMan24551: gsc

by gibberling May 10, 2007

asterisk

A symbol used to signify action when talking on IMs.

The asterisk is the * symbol.

Guy one: *cough* loser. What were you thinking? *bitch slaps*

Guy two: I don't know. Anyone could have made that mistake.

by Gibberling February 16, 2006