unbel

short for unbelievable

person 1: what did you think of the meal I cooked?
person 2: it was unbel peng!

unbel by keramateinitblabla July 12, 2010

Unbel

A hot asf man named devonte.

Omg unbel's so fucking hot

Unbel by Cayson043 June 28, 2022

Unbel

A man named unbel will be wise and amazing.

He's very hot and tall, and will do anything to play clash with you.
(He will brag)

Unbel is hot asf

Unbel by Cayson043 June 28, 2022

Unbalanced Anthony 

A unfair, lopsided, or ludicrous offer.

The hooker said it’s $50 for a blowjob.

“I said you can keep that Unbalanced Anthony shit. You only got half your teeth - I’ll give you $10.”

Unbalanced Anthony by McBackup November 2, 2022

Unbench the Kench 

When you're playing League of Legends as Tahm Kench and you bust out the big guns to go swallow up the enemy team's carrying player before spitting him out into the middle of your team for you all to dog pile onto like they're delicious BBQ chicken wings.

Also relevant if everyone is dead, you're 1v1'ing a fed Nasus and you gotta kill that fucker before he Q-slam 1-shot's your nexus.

First quoted by BrickyOrchid8 in his Story Time video 'Unbench the Kench'.

It's time to Unbench the Kench!

Unbench the Kench by DanteTorn August 15, 2017

unbelievers 

Fuck, you're tight," Louis groans.
"Oh, really? I thought this would be easy considering I've never done this before," Harry breathily shoots back. "Fucking moron."

"Are you going to shut up and let me fuck you?" Louis snaps. The floor is cold, but Harry's body is radiating heat from everywhere, and it's making Louis even more frustrated.

have you read unbelievers??
yeah Fuck, you're tight," Louis groans.
"Oh, really? I thought this would be easy considering I've never done this before," Harry breathily shoots back. "Fucking moron."

"Are you going to shut up and let me fuck you?" Louis snaps. The floor is cold, but Harry's body is radiating heat from everywhere, and it's making Louis even more frustrated.

unbelievers by fuck you’re tight December 15, 2020

Unbenessed 

1. A pain in the ass, something that is extremely irritating or difficult to deal with, along with also being stupid, or dumb.

2. Being not amused by someones actions or an event that occurred.

3. To be literally smacked by Satan.

Example 1: I just went to the DMV the other day, and it was totally unbenessed.

Example 2: My friend is being unbenessed about me texting my girlfriend when I am around him.

Example 3: The fair was completely unbenessed today...

Unbenessed by Squidster June 8, 2013