UnPlay 

It’s pretty much when you STOP PLAYING A GAME

“What did you do today?”
“I unplayed”
“You what?”
“I stopped playing games FOR THE LOVE OF GOD”

UnPlay by Bun Playz says NO July 17, 2021

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly 

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 2023.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!

Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.

Money can’t buy everything!

This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.

That’s what she said!!!!!!

It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:

“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.

The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.

Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.

On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023

unslay 

1. When something is bad or isn’t exceptionally good.

2. When you have done something that is embarrassing or lame

Person 1: “I hated that math test! How do you think you did?”
Person 2: “I know right! It was so unslay. I didn’t understand anything on it”
Person 1: “Yeah it was so lame”

unslay by LilNaniK May 6, 2022

Uplay 

The world's biggest let down in video game servers

Ubisoft created AWESOME games like Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, Rayman, and Watch Dogs, but Uplay, albeit great, it's servers and internet suck, and it's a hassle to get it working.

Uplay by austindoesurbanhonesty April 29, 2014

Literally Unplayable 

A minute bug or graphical glitch in a video game that has next to zero impact on playability. Often used sarcastically.

Korg: Holy shit Thor, that inventory icon in my Fortnite game is offset by one pixel.

Thor: Literally unplayable.

Literally Unplayable by Michael Ferguson Oentardi May 12, 2021

Unslay 

Not cool, big loser energy; the opposite slay

That freshmen Eva is so unslay.

Unslay by Jar-of-Jelly September 2, 2022

Unplanned Donation 

Coined during the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone / Capital Hill Occupy Protest on Jun 14th 2020.

The act of give or have your money and possessions redistributed to the needy without consciously doing so.

CHAZ resident 1: This happened 2 hrs ago, and Im still recovering from the shock as all my valuables have been stolen.

Came back from a walk to my tent and all my valuable items are gone. My laptop (16 inch MBP) , power banks, Cash of ~$400 and entire bang pack with my week's supplies are gone.

CHAZ resident 2: Please don't leave. We are stronger together. You don't exactly know what happened to our belongings (only that they vanished), so to say it was theft is not entirely fair. It could be that a disadvantaged resident was in greater need of the items than you, and that's what we are about as a community. I know it is hard to hear this, but treat it as an unplanned donation. You did a good thing today. I'm proud of you.

Unplanned Donation by oakland-cat July 1, 2020