Umstead

People who exist to get high and/or drunk to the degree that they appear to be mentally retarded.

Dude, I know you think that kid is "special", but he is actually just an Umstead.

by Vlad the Definer December 19, 2011

Upstead

The pairing between Hailey Upton (Tracy Spiridakos) and Jay Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer) from the NBC's TV Show, Chicago PD. It's one of the most popular ships from the show even if the characters haven't even share a kiss.

What is your OTP?
Upstead, they should get married

by Indigocloud July 13, 2020

unsteady

may have symptoms of anxiety, very different from the rest of the crowd, has trust issues, has been depressed in one point of their life.

"forgive me, im a little unsteady"

by Rachel Bastarce August 17, 2016

umstaad

A person who finds odd ways of doing any task while doing profound randi rona meanwhile. Ideally used for a male.

Person 1: Did you find out Farhan got a 4.0 this semester?
Person 2: Really, I mean he's an umstaad afterall.

by playgod May 19, 2021

Umpstead

Someone who pretends to be super hot online by using another persons photos, but in real life is a fatty.

I met this girl on myspace and she is smokin', but she's probably an umpstead.

by mister e. you sir February 19, 2009

Unsteady clock

A figure of speech to describe sleep deprivation in the sense that a person cannot tell what time of day it is as soon as they wake up.

For an example, someone may wake up at 6:00 in the evening after sleeping all day, then they might believe it's 6:00 in the morning instead, because it's dark outside, and they must have slept for so long that their mind had went blank and forgot about the time of day.

Your sleeping habits are like an unsteady clock! Quit staying up so late, and you won't sleep all day on the next day!

by Lueriva Fetheroviu June 26, 2023

Unstead

When a dumbass tries to type instead.

In some rare cases it's a poorly typed version of unsteady

I ate salmon unstead of cod.
That stream is very unstead.

by Mr. Worldknowing April 1, 2024