Umpad

A padding sentence used as a replacement for 'Um'.
Light Umpads include: "Yeah" and "Well"
Medium Umpads include: "Yeah, Well" and "Now, the thing is"
Hefty Umpads include: "Well now, look here, the thing is"
And for the extreme padding, when you have no idea what you want to say: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is"

Umpads are a sure fire protection from the ineloquency of 'Ums' and are sure to protect you from criticism.

Reporter: "And exactly what is the proposed law?"
Politician: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is; the law is still currently in progress and I'm unable to give a thorough description as to its overall repercussions."
Cameraman: "Nice fucking umpadding."

Umpad by Gohn Gardenza December 17, 2008

umpah umpah

fuck if i know what umpah umpah means but Red Velvet made a song called umpah umpah

"stream my wendy umpah umpah fancam"

"yasss wendy so skinny"

umpah umpah by fat fucking pussy lips August 25, 2019

Umpdamn 

A regional curse-word originating in the southern U.S.
"Umpdamn" possesses high-linguistic plasticity and acts on times as a pronoun, adverb, and an adjective.

"Umpdammit.!'
"I don't give an umpdamn about no umpdamn, umpdamn."
"I don't know what the umpdamn you're saying."
"Grab me the umpdamn."

Umpdamn by Umpdammit October 19, 2022

naughty umpa loompa 

a horny midget

I really knocked up that naughty umpa loompa that lives in the alley last night

naughty umpa loompa by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

umad 

Online gaming shorthand for "are you mad?" Used as a taunt after pwning an enemy or messing with someone.

Red player: "I can't believe you just killed me with one hit! Are you cheating?"

Blue player: "umad?"

umad by Holy Simon!!! May 22, 2010

Umpa-Lumpia 

A philippina under 4' 10". A very short philippina, possibly a midget.

I once dated an Umpa-Lumpia

Umpa-Lumpia by gatterband January 20, 2009

umadbro 

Phrase commonly used by internet trolls when the slightest bit of anger or rage is detected (Much like sharks catching the smell of blood). Is known to drive even the sanest person to boiling rage.

Troll: Why do they call it an Xbox 360? Because when you see it you do a 360 degree turn and walk away
Noob: 360 means you face back at it, noob.
Troll: no it dont lul
Noob: wtf yes it does go back to 3rd grade
Troll: umadbro?
Noob: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

umadbro by Rayge April 14, 2010