lumpia

Delicious Pilipino snack similar to eggroll. Can be used as a projectile.
Requires fun dipping sauce.

After my shift ended at my job as a respiratory terapist, i sent pour tousan dollar to Quezon City, and apter dat I ate pourteen lumpia.

by FuBu October 18, 2003

lumpia

an eggroll like filipino snack with characteristics of a ninja star when thrown. weapon of choice for lumpia man.can usually be found folded neatly like an envelope.

after finding out that my magnok was undercooked, i hurled three pieces of lumpia at the chef.

by got lumpia? October 20, 2003

lumpia

eggroll like Filipino snack, normally folded neatly like an envelope; also used as a weapon when thrown.

Dude Gerv is pissed, he is throwing six month old beef lumpia at me.

by Greg Brady October 15, 2003

lumpia cock

An asian dick wrapped with a strong natural condom so thick the guy cannot feel anything .

I fucked this pinay chick last night man but her pussy was so big it felt like i had lumpia cock or something.

by Fryingsquirrel November 20, 2017

Umpa-Lumpia

A philippina under 4' 10". A very short philippina, possibly a midget.

I once dated an Umpa-Lumpia

by gatterband January 20, 2009

Banana Lumpia

literally just a banana wrapped in lumpia with brown sugar.

banana lumpia is fucking good and you should try it.

(seriously try it bitch)

by taiwei June 15, 2022

lumpatrump

The dense mass of mind-bending news information metastasizing throughout the day.

Hit with a lumpatrump at the end of the workday, it’s hard to go for my evening run.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017