35 definitions by Gohn Gardenza
An Australian comedy group comprised of (in no particular order) Chris Taylor, Chas Licciardello, Craig Reucassel, Julian Morrow, Andrew Hansen, Charles Firth and Dominic Knight. They have made various shows on the ABC, but are most well known for shows such as 'CNNNN' and 'The Chaser's War on Everything.'
"The Chaser is a very funny comedy group, who make various shows such as the very funny 'Chaser's War on Everything' - A satirical, sketch based, parody, current affair show.
by Gohn Gardenza September 24, 2007
Ye Olde English term to describe 'Ya Mum' it was regarded as a heavy insult back in the day and was even used in Shakespeare.
AN EXERPT FROM A SHAKESPEAREAN PLAY
A "Thee sir, are a dog."
B "Thy Mother is of my generation, what doth that make thee?"
A "Thee sir, are a dog."
B "Thy Mother is of my generation, what doth that make thee?"
by Gohn Gardenza November 03, 2007
by Gohn Gardenza May 14, 2007
When a man has sexual intercourse with a baguette, then removes the baguette off his cock and adds the usual condiments and has it as a wholesome lunch, dinner or brunch. {NOT A BREAKFAST FOOD}
A; I ran out of things to eat yesterday..
B; and...
A; so I had a cum baguette
B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes
A; I like cheez
B; I do not
A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?
B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.
A; I like cheez
B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.
A; I do like a good cum baguette
B; As do I, without the cheez.
A; I like cheez..
A; And cum baguettes
B; I just like cum baguettes
A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite
B; That was a bad spoonerism
A; But I do like a good cum baguette
B; Well I'll see you tomorrow
A; Yeah
B; Cum baguette you later
A; Yeah, right back at you bra
B; So I'll ring you
A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast
B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast
A; Why not?
B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food
A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead
B; That's disgusting
B; and...
A; so I had a cum baguette
B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes
A; I like cheez
B; I do not
A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?
B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.
A; I like cheez
B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.
A; I do like a good cum baguette
B; As do I, without the cheez.
A; I like cheez..
A; And cum baguettes
B; I just like cum baguettes
A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite
B; That was a bad spoonerism
A; But I do like a good cum baguette
B; Well I'll see you tomorrow
A; Yeah
B; Cum baguette you later
A; Yeah, right back at you bra
B; So I'll ring you
A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast
B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast
A; Why not?
B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food
A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead
B; That's disgusting
by Gohn Gardenza January 25, 2008
A small white car that can fit up to 10 passengers.
The name 'Cumbuggy' refers to the semen colour of the car and containment of its 'messengers' the sperm.
The name 'Cumbuggy' refers to the semen colour of the car and containment of its 'messengers' the sperm.
by Gohn Gardenza January 26, 2008
When you get a piece of toast, cup it around your cock and use it to masturbate. You then scrape cum onto the toast and eat it.
by Gohn Gardenza January 26, 2008
by Gohn Gardenza August 24, 2007

