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ultrafrench

The most prestigious language, ancestor of all. Founded by Redditors that realised since English is 99% French and Québécois French is 50% French, Québécois Franglais is 149% French, making it more French than French itself
Ah, but you see, the Chinese definitely-a-language and Latin are all dialects of Ultrafrench, therefore tea in Portuguese and Hokkien are cognate.
ultrafrench by ND381 July 12, 2021

ultrafarts 

The most rank and resonant, and therefore the most elite, of farts.
He is the absolute, hands-down king of ultrafarts.
ultrafarts by Dr Bunnygirl April 23, 2019

ultrasafe 

FREE MONEY

if you aren't investing now you are a moron
Jim : Yo did you buy ultrasafe ?
Bob : No
Jim : Fucking moron you missed out on 1 million
ultrasafe by phantom12 June 2, 2021

ultrafuckless 

A state of absolute freedom from caring about the outcome of something, of not giving a fuck.
It suddenly hit me that being utterly ultrafuckless at work was the key to my happiness and that expressing the truth is all that matters.

ultrafuckjob

The absolute ultimate fuckjob, one of being entirely disregarded, an aggressive and inhumane act of devaluation.
After enduring another pitiable ultrafuckjob at work, I made the decision to turn the tables and become truly ultrafuckless.

ultrafuckworthy 

When something is deeply and seriously worth caring about.
My life with my beautiful soul mate and our remaining years together fall under the category of ultrafuckworthy.