Up-dick

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When your dick points almost straight up when hard. Also, you can’t push it down passed 90 degrees of angle. You can basically lift weights with your dick if you have up dick.

“When I’m hard my dick basically looks at me, I must have Up-dick.”

Up-dick by IYKYK.. Hi friends September 25, 2020

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Nut-Up Dick Pic

A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.

Women love surprise nut-updick pics! OR
Did you get his nut-up dick pic?! What a great angle!

Nut-Up Dick Pic by Hahaballs February 13, 2021

Related Words

finger up dick • Nut-Up Dick Pic • rolled up dick • wake up dick • Updick • up the dick • Up your dick • dick up • dick up the ass • dick-up artist

wake up dick

This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.

Get your sleep baby. In the morning I have some "wake up dick" for you.

wake up dick by Versatile337 January 11, 2009

rolled up dick

Beer gut.

syn. rolled up cock.

After she patted him on the belly, Greg replied "Careful now. That's rolled up dick."

Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.

rolled up dick by Memphis Pigleon August 26, 2009

finger up dick

A type of 0.1 incher finger and that 0.2 inch dick. But what if you need to piss would you piss the finger out with the piss or would you piss on that finger then stick it in your mouth.?

Yo bruv, shut the fuck up you finger up dick.

finger up dick by animelover69drinkinwine September 27, 2020

Dick up

Equivalent to saying fuck you or, Suck a dick.

Gmoney told me “go to the store for the block” and I told them niggas “Dick up”

Dick up by West Philly19131 March 12, 2019

Chin the dick up

Chin the dick up pull yourself together sort yourself out wise up get over yourself

John said he was too hungover to go on the boat party.

Becky said “chin the dick up will ya”

Chin the dick up by UpaBrick February 9, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026