Top definition
Gmoney told me β€œgo to the store for the block” and I told them niggas β€œDick up”
via giphy
by West Philly19131 March 12, 2019
Get the merch
Get the Dick up neck gaiter and mug.
Oct 28 Word of the Day
a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
Lindsey Graham is a consummate Trump Fluffer.
via giphy
by FortunateSun October 24, 2019
Get the merch
Get the Trump Fluffer neck gaiter and mug.
2
A way of telling someone who has done something clumsy or stupid to get their head in the game.
John: Oh shit, I just dropped my phone and cracked the screen!
Alex: Dick up son!


by Alex1010 March 19, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Dick up mug for your father-in-law Manley.
3
1. To prepare or tenderize something by using one's penis, usually used in a fast flapping motion followed by bringing the penis down on the object.

2. To use your penis as a tool
1." Hunnie wtf is this cake doing on the table!"
"I need you to dick it up for me baby"
"oh ok"
Swoosh flap flap smoosh smack
"ok baby the cake's all dicked-up!"

2. "Dude!, the bitch fell asleep on me so I had to dick-up her face"
by titsmcgeefuckme June 09, 2008
Get the merch
Get the Dick-up neck gaiter and mug.
4
1: a sudden and unintentional outburst of dickishness or dick-like behavior
2: a sudden rude outburst made without any premeditation that was not meant to be spoken aloud

3: to have a sudden or unintentional outburst of dickishness or dick-like behavior
4: to have a sudden rude outburst made without any premeditation that was not meant to be spoken aloud
My apologies for cheating on you with your sister. It was just a dickup and it will never happen again.

Man, I keep pissing everybody off today. I got a bad case of the dickups.
by roncramat August 08, 2012
Get the mug
Get a dickup mug for your sister-in-law Julia.
5
Consists of lifting very small amounts of weight with your penis in an up-and-down motion
My penis has gotten quite strong ever since I started doing dick ups
by Yi Ping Li February 29, 2008
Get the merch
Get the dick up neck gaiter and mug.
6
An inverted push up, using your hips you thrust in an upward motion. Giving you stamina & dick strength.
I wouldn't have lasted as long as I did if I didn't do my dick ups every day.
by Psych0Smil3s March 21, 2016
Get the mug
Get a dick ups mug for your buddy Julia.

Activity